nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq0vw8wdt2p2w3kcx8sqvd8t9yy88a6g2l498r78520zn7m6qcckuquzm9qs (nprofile…m9qs) Friend Computer, may this Troubleshooter suggest that these random loyalty checks be called the Happiness Lottery, to bring extra joy and excitement to the process?
Furthermore, when an Internal Security agent approaches a citizen to conduct such a check he or she could introduce themselves with the happy phrase "Winner, winner, chicken dinner!" This would momentarily excite the selected citizen with the idea that they'd won a decent meal instead of a gruelling four hour interrogation, and a higher happiness score will likely result.
Killa Koala /
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2025-02-15 19:39:43
in reply to nevent1q…ccuy
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wss://relay.mostr.pubPublished at
2025-02-15 19:39:43Event JSON
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