"I have cat-butt diarrhea
But I manage it well
It's a little shit with a big
Story to smell.
I take once-daily Jardiance™...
AND THEN I FARRRRRRRRRRT..."
Commercials lend themselves to rewrites.
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2024-08-17 13:29:33
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