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I have something for you, hope you can laugh about it 😉

Snake Fruit – a tropical fruit with scaly skin, but no snakes involved.
Beefsteak Tomatoes – no beef; just a type of large, juicy tomato.
Chicken Fingers – no actual fingers; they’re breaded strips of chicken.
Gummy Bears – no bears here, just fruit-flavored gelatin.
Buffalo Wings – no buffalo meat; it’s just spicy chicken wings.
Hot Dogs – thankfully, no dogs involved; just sausage in a bun.
Chicken of the Sea – no chicken; it’s tuna fish.
Monkey Bread – no monkeys, just sticky, sweet pull-apart bread.
Puppy Chow – not dog food; it’s a chocolate and peanut butter snack mix.
Egg Cream – a soda fountain drink with neither egg nor cream.
Hamburger – no ham; it’s a beef patty sandwich.
Welsh Rabbit (or Rarebit) – no rabbit; it’s a cheese-based dish.
Ladyfingers – no fingers; just a light, finger-shaped sponge cake.
Bear Claws – no bears, just a flaky, sweet pastry.
Scotch Eggs – not from Scotland; typically, it’s a boiled egg wrapped in sausage.
Head Cheese – no cheese, actually a meat jelly from pork.
Rocky Mountain Oysters – no oysters; it’s deep-fried bull or sheep testicles.
Grasshopper Pie – no insects; it’s a mint-flavored pie with chocolate.
Body Milk – a lotion or moisturizer with a creamy, milky consistency, no dairy.
Sunscreen Milk – a sun protection lotion that’s smooth and milky, no actual milk.
Almond Milk Shampoo – a hair product often with almond extract, no dairy milk.
Bath Bomb – no explosives; it’s a fizzy bath product for relaxation.
Cat’s Eye Stone – a gemstone with a reflective band resembling a cat’s eye, no connection to cats.
Foam Milk Bath – a bath product that makes bubbles, with no actual milk.
Lion’s Mane Mushroom – an edible mushroom with no lions involved, known for its mane-like look.
Turtle Wax – car wax with no connection to turtles, just a brand name for protective polish.