The Felon Pope :popephil: on Nostr: Wife just texted me. She wants me to set up a spot for 2 baby goats that will be ...
Wife just texted me. She wants me to set up a spot for 2 baby goats that will be arriving soon.
I asked her when this came about, she said it's been in the works for months.
I asked her where she wanted it, she says, in our bedroom, of course.
What is wrong with her? I had no idea I was marrying Ellie May Clampett.
I told her that we werent supposed to have any more livestock in the house, so she comes back and says fine, the basement is ok. I said ok. I think I may have been played.
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