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I've always loved Steven Wright 's deadpan delivery. Here are a few of my favs of his:
One time, the police stopped me for speeding, and they said, "Don't you know the speed limit is 55 miles an hour?" I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't gonna be out that long."
I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
They Call Me Dr. Breaux /
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2023-06-25 22:50:03
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