Beardy was *trying* to help in the kitchen today. Poor thing’s just not able to wrestle enough of his brain into one place to cope with cooking. He melted my espresso maker. I have to supervise when he heats soup. He’s prone to wandering off.
Today he was so keen to help. and I felt happy his confidence had grown.
I walked in to get some hargow.
I found the stovetop on fire.
I was like, “Oh, shit…”
Dude was MORTIFIED.
The one time he tries to help with dinner & he sets the joint on fire.
Chozari 賈 (she/her) /
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2024-04-09 11:57:30
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