myrmepropagandist on Nostr: For Immediate Release: Pica, the small tabby cat, categorically denies allegations ...

For Immediate Release: Pica, the small tabby cat, categorically denies allegations that she “got so excited by the birds in the bird feeder that she bumped her head on the window” In fact it was her hapless human staff who were confused by the concept of transparency and who made the comical “bonk” noise recently heard in the south bronx apartment.

Pica sends her condolences to all hapless humans and hopes they will learn and grow.