Dear Jesus of Nostreth (npub1jes…4hxl),
I hab #Tardstr confession. I do not use Zapple Pay so I thought the zapplepay (npub1wxl…hcan) company was super nice and liked to⚡️ my posts. Always wondered why they zapped so much!🤔 Anywho, I was today years old when I learned it was actually Nostriches using Zapple zapping me. 🤦🏼♀️😮💨
Signed,
#TardMoment
P.S. I was told we are to sned hue our confessions 👀