I'm working on hooking up a microphone system to my carpenter ant colony ... I expect to hear mostly chewing sounds, but part of me has a vision of tuning in the microphone (super sensitive modified guitar pickup) these tiny squeaky voices:
"... that's how we'll deal with their airports. Send a messenger to the Canadian colonies so--"
"--shhh!"
"What?"
*whispering*
"--we may be BUGGED."
*frantic whispering*
Sudden painful feedback blows out recording equipment. Smoke rises from the ruined mic.
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