The Gib :startrek: on Nostr: ⬆️⬆️ Pentecostalism➡️In Jesus' name, heal this shit! ...
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Pentecostalism➡️In Jesus' name, heal this shit!
Catholicism➡️Shit happens because you deserve it.
Judaism➡️Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism➡️Shit happens half the time.
Marxism➡️This shit is going to hit the fan.
Atheism➡️No shit.
Seventh Day Adventist➡️No shit on Saturdays.
Existentialism➡️Absurd shit.
Agnosticism➡️What is this shit?
2/3 ⬇️⬇️
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2025-02-18 09:55:25Event JSON
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