#UnoCit
https://friesian.com/no-shit.htm
Taoism➡️Shit happens.
Confucianism➡️Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism➡️If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism➡️What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism➡️This shit happened before.
Mormonism➡️This shit is going to happen again.
Islam➡️If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
Stoicism➡️This shit is its own reward.
Protestantism➡️Let this shit happen to someone else.
Calvinism➡️Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
1/3 ⬇️⬇️
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