That couple probably aren't cheating spouses...
You know, the guy with the Porsche and the woman with the CRV covered in elementary school bumperstickers that meet up in the parking lot of this park every Monday late afternoon and get in the back of the CRV, running for an hour or more.
No, they probably just cannot get quality alone time at home considering all those bumperstickers....
[Geez, girl, you're wasting gas on this...]
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2023-10-02 21:04:10
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