Company: Pick a password.
Comp: No, a stronger PW.
Comp: Stronger!
Comp: You used that PW 8 years ago.
Comp: Finally. Now do 2FA and select pics that don't show monkeys.
*Five minutes later*
Comp: We regret to inform you your data has been breached and posted to the dark web.
Lawprofblawg /
npub1k9…6kzeg
2024-06-12 18:42:43
Author Public Key
npub1k9cax0zavh4l00m6rsmhx50nxd3hw0q0pz0hyf0tjqcndmyqej6s26kzegPublished at
2024-06-12 18:42:43Event JSON
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