Mister Łister on Nostr: I *know* Melvin exists, I know *pictures of her* exist, I have several videos *of* ...
I *know* Melvin exists, I know *pictures of her* exist, I have several videos *of* Melvin, I am cognizant of the existence of Melvin. You don't have to remind me that the cat exists. *I know.* I know Melvin exists guys. Every time somebody sees an Melvin they have to tag me, like an unholy compulsion to get my attention and to show me the Melvin, *I have gigabytes of Melvin*, you don't have to tag me to show me more pictures of Melvin! I'm very well aware there are pictures of Melvin, I see lots of Melvin, I see him repeatedly every time I open my Melvin folder. I am very, very aware on the existence of Melvin. You're all like children, I could be sleeping peacefully and someone would shake me awake, "HEY I SAW MELVIN!" Yes because Melvin exists, he's special God almighty. Every single day with this. I'm changing avi or something, *God.* F********************* hate this place I don't even know why I bother.
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