Hey liberals: My 3 year old just announced that he's a T-Rex. I'm looking for a tatoo artist to do full body scales, a plastic surgeon to shorten his arms and a dentist to file his teeth to points. Any recommendations?
Any thoughts on what else we can do? I already shaved his head and started feeding him raw meat.
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