“The OG Bitcoiner”: A Classical 5-Act Play
Act I: Exposition
“This Bitcoin thing is cool. I’m all in! Yolo, I hope it blows up! Lambo!!!”
Act II: Rising Action
“WTF…I used to have 400 Bitcoins and now it’s mooning and I only have 100. But I needed car repairs. What wuz I thinking!?!”
Act III: Climax
“The selling and shitcoining are ruining me! Bitcoin might actually be a thing! I must, MUST focus on working for fiat instead. HODL and STACK was the message all along!”
Act IV: Falling Action
“I will draw the line at 50 Bitcoins. For real. I have to get serious about my future. Start a podcast? A credit card? Move to El Salvador? I can both live and hodl, right? What does it mean to ‘build’?”
Act V: Denouement/Resolution
“I’ll sell less this year.
And even less the year after.
And that’s Ok.
Life is good.
This is the Bitcoin way.”
Lights down and…Curtain
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