Walk into pit (basement), spot bit of black hose underfoot
š¤ *hose*? š”šÆš±
Oh FUCK!
Leap skywards.
50cm black snake (red belly?), slithers under stored items. Probably thinking "oh fuck, *that* was close". Just like I was!
Heartrate slowly drops.
Over the years I've had redbellies, browns, broad headed, & a tiger snake in the pit, + a few non/mildly venomous snakes.
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking pit"
It'll go away...
#bushlife
#BlueMountains
#Australia
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