Wife: I dont understand why I'm having such a hard time getting the old goat to play nice with the new goats. I dont think I'll have them together by winter.
Me: you have to impose your will on them more forcefully.
Her: I dont know how to do that.
Me: pretend they're me.
Her: that would be mean
Me: well that's quite a confession.
Anyway she's away for the weekend, so I'm doing it now. I'm supposed to put the babies to bed in the basement tonight, but they'll be sharing the barn from now on.
The Felon Pope :popephil: /
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