Husband: If you ever leave or die I'm joining a motorcycle club.
Me: Weird. I'd probably go to bed & stay there.
Husband: You'd do that for the first year, then you'll marry a 35 yr old musician who writes sappy songs about you.
Me: I did that in my early 20s. I'd rather have a 49 yr old who likes me for me & doesn't mind that I have 13 different hobbies & an old, wrinkly ass. Oh, wait, that's you. I say we stay married.
H: Good plan.
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