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Well, if dark humour is what you're looking for.
Starter Villain by John Scalzi suggests lasers are the answer.
Lasers can deorbit satellites.
I don't remember any solution to the poisoning of the atmosphere, but it does solve the first part of the problem.
If only astronomers had access to some sort of large optical device that might work with a laser attached.
David Marshall /
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2024-03-12 23:09:39
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