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I just dropped a cup of juice in the store. Exploded on impact. Juice everywhere.
Toddler Vader’s countenance suggested profound vexation that I allowed this to happen to his beverage.
My first-grader looked me dead in the eye and said “Wow, Dad. You’re cooked.”
Not sure what this even means, but it sounds serious and now I’m worried.
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