What's YOUR mutant power?
Although I've never been diagnosed, I am almost certain that I've been living with hyperosmia (an over developed sense of smell) my entire life.
I can tell if someone is pregnant by scent.
I detected colon cancer in my girlfriend.
I can tell you what my neighbors are having for dinner.
I can track scent.
I can tell if meat has gone bad from a different room.
I can not walk through detergent isles.
It's useful sometimes, but other days it's distracting as hell.
Mr. Funk E. Dude /
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