Tony "Doesn't Send Email Spam" Bacon (npub1wcf…equk) npub15h788cf85h6fnmm6ku8c3cfts660m2dfrkmgc6qk8wr8ut5h70rsksdmjv (npub15h7…dmjv) The strategy is as follows:
- Get an aisle seat if you can when booking.
- Be the first one to the row. Use whatever retarded airport-level prestige you have ("I'm a super duper medallion member! I'm a veteran! I'm mentally disabled and need extra time to get on board!")
- PUT THE ARM REST DOWN the moment you get there. Very important. If the porker puts it up when getting to the seat, bring it back down IMMEDIATELY without making eye contact or saying anything.
- Put your seat belt on as quickly and efficiently as possible. The point is to get "situated" so that the fatty feels sheepish about asking you to do anything, like put the arm rest up.
- Keep earbuds/headphones on. Look zoned out, close your eyes, or be on your phone.
- Don't respond to anything the fatty says. No sighs, no signs of frustration, no rolling eyes, nothing. Just a zombie stare.
- If the fatty still bothers you by tapping you on the shoulder, look annoyed but not overly so.
- If it really comes down to it, you can state calmly that you paid for the entire seat you're in. DO NOT make any comments about the fatty being a fatty.
vic /
npub1l4…ghev7
2023-12-02 06:02:48
in reply to nevent1q…mlaf
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npub1l4eg4c2rcumcgk98x84zgjlwc9pjyycr08pw3yk9pc5gtkh6rhxseghev7Published at
2023-12-02 06:02:48Event JSON
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