Ok WHO TRASHED MASTODON WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?
This place is a mess.
npub15tehy6ajkt0tz6a4kre4he2p2wmp4zeykyn3kxp5hmutv9y778ysnawdn7 (npub15te…wdn7) is that your ash tray on the floor?
npub1cvme6mxs0m4vcsz3333jc3qn73upj4mxuqn7tqhhralc8hz4j2dsxsne4j (npub1cvm…ne4j) why are there a a bunch of dried up markers on the floor?
npub1fpr3egfa5xnfhvppkdnujqdftpsql2qfm0p3lzttefz4xggkastqcvlyph (npub1fpr…lyph) Why? Just... why?
For fucks sake npub1hyg6027ltauafzycrd4lkqjnkjkefuqu6sgz9gjh0tm34h8aghuqvnmem5 (npub1hyg…mem5) while I applaud your late night attempt to create The Impossible Hot Pocket, I would appreciate it if I didn't have to clean out the microwave after each failure.
NOW GET TO CLEANING!!!
Mr. Funk E. Dude /
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2023-08-25 14:37:34
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