myundividedlife on Nostr: A Story in Bullet points: •yoga taught me to connect to God and bring his divine ...

A Story in Bullet points:
•yoga taught me to connect to God and bring his divine love into my life
•I eventually join a small church
• Church hates yoga andPastor thinks I am evil
• pastor does a special program series about cults . Yoga is the first “cult” he highlights🤔
•🤷‍♀️I am not very happy
•I try to make friends with pastors wife
• she likes my tan, I tell her I volunteer at a local farm , I like the earthy labor
• she braggs about her daughters high class education
•I try to reassure her I am a friendly “ peasant” And tell her the farm owner is a pastor
•wrong move☹️
•Pastor wife actually jumps back with an audible UGH waving her arms to shoo me away and turns to scurry away
•me : 😥
• she is now convinced I DO belong to a cult like the “Moonies” if anyone remembers them.
•whole church turns on me and I have to sit in the back by myself, congregation keeps telling me seats are saved
•me: 😢
• I leave church and try 2 others and pretty much same thing minus the cult presentation
• I finally realize God wants me to be among people not behind walls.
• happy ending me helping people manage emotional traumas with yoga/meditation etc, working with psychiatrist and in mental hospital on the 2 worst floors. Eventually creating my own small yoga biz.
• me: 🥰😄
•end