Lifted from X:
SOFTWAR greentext courtesy of Grok after ingesting the thesis. Some slight editing done by me. prompt in the replies.
>be me
>27-yo degenerate, think BTC is just for sketchy online purchases
>Scrolling, see some nerd post a thesis about Bitcoin being "digital antlers"
>lolwut, click it for the memes
>chapter 3: nature is a savage mosh pit
>animals out here growing antlers to yeet each other without catching a body
>deer be like "check my rack bro, no homo"
>humans tho? stuck with cringe "laws" and "governments"
>yeah, cuz trusting politicianjak always ends well
>404: antlers not found
>chapter 4: humanity is a dumpster fire
>no chill way to flex power, drop bombs or pray
>good vibes don't stop a drone strike, my dude
>kinetic wars go brrrrr, everyone's ded
>chapter 5: Bitcoin rolls up like a boss
>proof-of-work = flexing pure POWER, no cap
>no shady middlemen, no "trust me bro," just ASICs screaming at 100%
>brain.exe has entered the chat
>HOL' UP—Bitcoin isn't just money, it's cyber antlers
>nations could duke it out with hashrate instead of nukes
>world leaders in RGB gaming chairs, overclocking rigs
>Putin's like "my S21 pro crashed, cyka blyat!"
>Biden's like "where's the power button, Corn Pop?"
>strongest miner wins, picks the global playlist
>mind = yeeted into orbit
>Bitcoin might legit be the ultimate cheat code
>no more hard wars, just hash battles and salty discord meltdowns
>humanity glow-up: from unga bunga stick fights to cyberpunk hash lords
>cackling at the thought of the UN as a LAN party
>"gg ez," says the country with the most solar farms
>fr tho, Bitcoin could yeet corruption into the void
>pure, unfilitered hashing power, simp politicians not needed
>feel like I just snorted 500 IQ points
>text the group chat, "Bitcoin's gonna save us, fam"
>bros hit back with "lmao, Ponzi coin"
>"get a real job, crypto weirdo"
>eye roll so hard I see my own skull
>whatever, keep stacking sats like a chad
>2035, I'm on a yacht, they're still begging for fiat scraps
>"who's laughing now, Kevin?"
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