Kevin's Bacon on Nostr: We're in a burrito bubble, and it's a matter of time and interest rates before the ...

We're in a burrito bubble, and it's a matter of time and interest rates before the thing bursts! People will start getting off their asses and making burritos at home eventually if the Fed keeps rates at their current level. The only thing that's propping up this burrito bubble is artificial soybean oil stimulus and bean bond purchases. But we all fuckin' KNOW where that toxic credit ends up. To the fat cats who already have enough Calories, while the starving plebs can barely afford their steak and eggs. Something has to give. Y'all have been hitting the sauce too hard if you think the burrito market is healthy. I'm buying burrito default swaps and crunchwrap puts, man, not as a major part of my portfolio, but as a hedge. It's gonna burst and all the beans and toxic Taco Bell crunchwrap guts are gonna come pouring out on people who aren't financially or tortillaly prepared.