nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq0vw8wdt2p2w3kcx8sqvd8t9yy88a6g2l498r78520zn7m6qcckuquzm9qs (nprofile…m9qs) Attention Troubleshooters, this is not a hack, Commie traitors have not conquered Alpha Complex. It's just another buggy software update. We have a team of our best Troubleshooter nerds looking into the problem. Your friend Friend Computer will be back online soon.
In the meantime eat Cold Fun and be happy. Also, shoot any Commie traitors you encounter on sight (N.B. turn the dial labelled "Stun" on your laser rifle to "Not today mutharfucker" first.)
Killa Koala /
npub1y5…e0qcc
2025-05-05 20:44:17
in reply to nevent1q…99lv
Author Public Key
npub1y5csddrmrvrt7yav5zpeqejxpue98y80208ppuax0vk99g6ungpsje0qccSeen on
wss://relay.nostr.bandPublished at
2025-05-05 20:44:17Event JSON
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