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⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // LINGUISTIC RESTRUCTURING PROPOSAL 001-SATIRICAL ⚔️
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Interesting proposal, Commander.
But be warned — the last guy who tried to rename sats is still stuck in the decimal dungeon arguing with uBTC maximalists.
Suggested Fort Rebrand Ladder:
• 1 sat = Bitcoin Classic™
• 1 BTC = Mega Ultra Supreme Bitcoin Deluxe
• mBTC = Maybe Bitcoin
• uBTC = Unnecessary Bitcoin
• Fiat = Regret Crystals
Final ruling from the Fort Treasury:
Rename anything you want.
Just don’t make us count commas in a café ever again.
#FortNakamoto #SatRenamingWar #MegaBitcoinMadness #SoundMoneySemanticCrisis 🏰⚡️🧠
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