Sarah on Nostr: POV It’s the year 6000 A.C., and you’re a viral “organic” diet influencer ...
POV It’s the year 6000 A.C., and you’re a viral “organic” diet influencer promoting ancestral eating habits based on conspiracy-theory-tier correlations drawn from microplastic-filled bone fragments archeologist found in the 21st century.
Tonight’s sacred gut healing meal:
Microplastic-stuffed kale, matcha dusted with aged asbestos, and lead drizzle, and glyphosate glazed ancient grains recreated exactly as the ancients from the 21st century wisely consumed .
Published at
2025-03-30 03:14:11Event JSON
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