The convention organizers placed a gift bag in my hotel room. One of the snacks inside was a bag of Animal Crackers. I followed the correct procedure when I ate them: I picked one at a time, turned it so the front of the cracker was facing me, identified the animal, and then put it in my mouth. This is the only correct way to eat animal crackers.
"Look! I'm gonna eat a bear! RAWR!!!"
Bob Young /
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2025-03-14 01:57:04
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