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2025-03-25 18:50:44

thememebay on Nostr: 🚨 24-Hour Zapageddon: COMPLETE 🚨 “Gib zap” wasn’t just a meme - it became ...

🚨 24-Hour Zapageddon: COMPLETE 🚨

“Gib zap” wasn’t just a meme - it became a full-blown NOSTR-wide psychological experiment.
And we all failed. Gloriously. 💀✨

Within the first hour, the post hit TOP 1 on Primal’s 24h trending feed and never left.
I zapped 197,000 sats into the abyss with all the grace of a caffeinated meme cult leader at 3AM ⚡️😵‍💫
This milestone also pushed The Meme Bay past a total of 1,075,614 sats given away since inception.
Over a million zats. Gone. For memes, madness, and questionable decisions 🧠🔥

At some point, the community declared me:
• The Meme Broke
• The Meme Bankrupt
I can’t argue.
Here’s the evidence 👇





Also, mid-chaos, I sarcastically quote-posted a video from my friend .
Some of you took it literally and triggered an unintentional Turing Test 🧪🧍‍♀️
She’s real, the dog is real 🐶, and she’s one of the few actually human accounts bringing a fresh, non-tech presence to this glorified digital arcade.
Glad you gave her a warm (and confused) welcome 🫡💫



To the bot farm owners:
Yes, some of your hollow little code puppets slipped through 🤖
Enjoy the sats. Buy yourselves some synthetic validation.
Next time?
Your dead-eyed follower farms will be hunted like digital livestock 🐄🔪
Silently. Efficiently. With tools.
Consider this your final zap ⚠️



Thanks to everyone who joined the ritual.
Thanks to those who survived it.
And thanks to my wallet for bleeding sats without protest 💸🕯️

The ritual is over.
The memes return.

#gibzap #baddecisions #giveaway #zap #plebchain
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