myrmepropagandist on Nostr: The way cats lead you to their food bowl like you are the slowest most lumbering ...
The way cats lead you to their food bowl like you are the slowest most lumbering creature in the world who might forget where you are going if they don't stop and look back every two feet. Like they think you couldn't find your way out of a paper bag.
But *also* the way my cat literally couldn't find her way out of a paper bag one time. (Although, she disputes this.)
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