Every pharmaceutical commercial in America:
If you're depressed, ask your doctor about Blissodone.
*Some patients who took Blissodone reported gastrointestinal issues. If you experience this, ask your doctor about Gastolase.
**Some patients who took Gastolase reported vision loss. If you experience this, ask your doctor about Ocumaxify.
***Some patients who took Ocumaxify reported suicidal thoughts. If you experience this, ask your doctor about Blissodone.
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