See, Weather Channel?
When there's no hurricanes, don't waste our time talking about hurricanes!
Now there's a hurricane, so now is the time to talk about hurricanes!
"Close it... it plays! Open it... it stops!"
Unfortunately you're already fucking it up by sending that asswipe Justin Michaels to Louisiana instead of a real meterologist who isn't an insufferable fuckface.
#weatherchannel
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