GM #Nostr
Here is a look into my morning routine:
**3:33 AM** – Wake up at the witching hour, because real evil never sleeps. Say a quick “Hail Lucifer” before checking under the bed—not for monsters, but for Jeffrey Epstein’s ghost taking notes.
**4:00 AM** – Morning skincare: Bathe in a luxurious adrenochrome-infused serum harvested from the latest “pizza party.”
**4:30 AM** – Daily sacrifice: Light some black candles and offer a gluten-free, GMO-free, ethically sourced baby soul to Moloch. Sustainability is key; we may be evil, but we’re not wasteful.
**5:00 AM** – Conference call with the **New World Order**: Discuss the week’s agenda, including vaccine microchip rollouts, global warming hoaxes, and how best to make kids’ cartoons even *more* satanic. Special guest: Mark Zuckerberg, dialing in from his underground lizard lair.
**6:00 AM** – Power breakfast: Enjoy a smoothie made of oat milk, chia seeds, and powdered democracy. Top it off with a Bloody Mary (literally).
**6:30 AM** – Quick meeting with Big Pharma to discuss the next fake pandemic. Ensure Bill Gates gets the latest updates on how to sterilize the population via 5G booster shots.
**7:00 AM** – Wardrobe selection: Choose between black robes, red robes, or a casual “I ♥️ Human Trafficking” hoodie for the day’s errands.
**7:30 AM** – Media manipulation session: Call up the mainstream news networks to confirm today’s propaganda script. Check that all celebrities have posted their required pro-establishment tweets.
**8:00 AM** – Family time: Teach the kids how to subtly flash satanic hand signs in their TikTok videos to keep the youth brainwashing program on schedule.
**9:00 AM** – Take the private jet (running on orphan tears) to a secret underground meeting at the Vatican. Agenda: how to make society *even worse*.
And thus begins another productive day of global domination, mass deception, and overpriced avocado toast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teqkK0RLNkI
okihas / the wise rabbit 🐰⚡️
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2025-04-01 12:02:12
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