It is my favorite story to tell my friends.
So my wife tells me we have to leave by 3 so I am ready by 2:45. There I am in the car waiting for her at 3:10. She finally comes and there we are driving and you know what she says?
Why are we always late?
Ricki, I looked this women in the windows of here soul
and I said
*checks behind me*
*checks the next room*
*checks under the couch*
I said...
*looks around 1 more time*
I said... biiiiitch you know why we're always late!
Kirk /
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2024-07-06 19:59:09
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