I add a series of tags and labels pointing to Confluence pages, which redirect back to the Jira story. A GitHub Action to recreate this pattern is the "dead man's switch" to ensure it never stops.
The Mobius Strip this causes tears a hole in space-time via a nano-scale black hole. This causes all Atlassian products to be sucked into the event horizon.
To ensure the safety of All Humanity, I just happen to tip OpsGenie and MS (BURN IN HELL FOREVER, TEAMS!) over the precipice for good measure.
Kingstrum /
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2023-08-28 14:06:09
Author Public Key
npub1euuga8qexcdp0nyy7jhff05frqsrv8dy4yh7lzna24tew93ljezq5ym0v0Published at
2023-08-28 14:06:09Event JSON
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"content": "I add a series of tags and labels pointing to Confluence pages, which redirect back to the Jira story. A GitHub Action to recreate this pattern is the \"dead man's switch\" to ensure it never stops.\n\nThe Mobius Strip this causes tears a hole in space-time via a nano-scale black hole. This causes all Atlassian products to be sucked into the event horizon. \n\nTo ensure the safety of All Humanity, I just happen to tip OpsGenie and MS (BURN IN HELL FOREVER, TEAMS!) over the precipice for good measure.",
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