Eccentric mapmaker NPC: Gee, this place is kind of scary, huh? Can't wait till I'm back home in my comfy bed. I'm just a timid little guy.
Player: NO. You explain yourself RIGHT NOW! We are in the heart of an active volcano! It required superhuman acts of acrobatics and 75 deaths for me to get to where we're standing right now, and I still have half the level to go. Yet somehow you've mapped the entire thing, including the final boss room?!? Here, have my sword. YOU go save the world.
Brandon Jones /
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2024-02-15 16:36:43
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