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2023-11-06 20:57:00

oussy :ougi: on Nostr: the fuck do you want from me ...

the fuck do you want from me
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When 10 years old:

Me - “You’re really pretty.”
Really me: “I want to touch and sniff your hair”
Her - “aw thanks”
Really her: *f* off, creep.




When youre 20 years old:

Me - “Let’s go to dinner”
Really me: “I really want to hit it”
Her: “really? i’d love too”
Really her: “Really?! I dont have to cook or take out tonight? Yes! Also, *f* off creep”



When youre 30 years old:

Her - “Does this make me look old or fat?”
Really her - “Do you still find me attractive”
Me: “No, of course not!”
Really me: “man i gotta by her flowers and take her out before she feels too insecure to phuqq…”




When youre 40 years old:

Her: “Do you like my hair?”
Really her: “you down to phuqq?”
Me: “I know you’re wanna phuqq right now hehe 😏”
Really me: “

Really?

Really???

We’ve been married for X years…now you DTF everyday???

I have businesses to run / people to manage…

I have hobbies to do, investments to track and money to make!!!

But OK, let’s phuqq…I need to take the edge off…”


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