Zero Forks :AngeryCat: on Nostr: Look, if you aren’t posting a fake obituary in your ex’s hometown newspaper then ...
Look, if you aren’t posting a fake obituary in your ex’s hometown newspaper then don’t call it “ghosting”. You’re playing on an amateur level, and need to step up your game. Also, side note, haunting their local 100 year old hotel and becoming a local legend is worth extra credit.
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