Step 1: Gain control of the network by flooding it with monkey jpgs, forcing as many nodes possible to shut down as they run out of bandwith and their 1TB disks overflow
Step 2: hard fork a pos version and use the long arm of the law to declare p2p transactions illegal under aml rules and to coerce banks and exchanges to only accept this cbdc version of bitcoin.
Step 3: You'll have to kyc, pay taxes and burn all your original coins before being allowed to access the forked coins
Kretchino
npub1fp…rkl6t
2025-05-14 06:29:41
in reply to nevent1q…5mgv
Author Public Key
npub1fpansrhscr23yxqlkvwx365gnfewgj7jljz45qh595p3rj6w7easarkl6tPublished at
2025-05-14 06:29:41Event JSON
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