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Salacious Hyperbole

NSFW Alt account, more risqué than raunchy. Posting original writing and navel gazing. Forever a fan of the double entendre. Bonus points if you can land a triple.

Very middle-aged, pretty cis, kind of straight. Living in the US.

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SalaciousHyperbole_at_thicc.horse@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-07-30 23:49:31

“The head of his cock whispered the password, and my well-massaged ring of sphincter muscle gave him entrance”
Points for accuracy, I suppose, but I’m imagining a talking penis trying to remember what its password is after being required to reset it

2024-07-28 15:53:34

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@npub1r39…w36c have fun!

2024-06-18 00:24:57

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@npub10fm…x0qg that looks great!

2024-05-30 00:22:56

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@npub10fm…x0qg it somehow feels blasphemous to compare those two songs. You could take That’ll Be The Day as a date to your awkward corporate Christmas party. Closer would start an orgy with the sales director.

2024-05-28 23:15:00

I know I’m spending time on the right parts of the internet when any home improvement projects involving the word railing make me giggle uncontrollable. You’re doing what to your deck now?