totallyhumanwriter
Totally Human Writer

✍️ Writing for ₿itcoin leaders & companies (check my 'proof of words') | 📚 Full-time Author, Editor & Ghostwriter | 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ Part-time cat herder

Public Key

npub1aaf5y63mgrkdgxqkjj7ypyqzc98n06smu5yq3q575rwygl5c3pgsmap5m6

NIP-57 Address

ivorycrab14@primal.net

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsw756zdga5pmx5rqtff0zqjqpvznehagd72zqgs202phzy06vgs5gpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn9w4skucm99ehx2aqpyczf2

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purplepag.es

relay.neuance.net

Author Public Key

npub1aaf5y63mgrkdgxqkjj7ypyqzc98n06smu5yq3q575rwygl5c3pgsmap5m6

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2025-05-06 16:22:55

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Perfect choice of project, haha

2025-04-30 08:07:40

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ChatGPT always recommends shitcoin podcasts.
No sats for you. Sorry.

2025-04-29 15:20:35

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Need any guests?
I know a lot of authors!

2025-04-29 14:00:36

Who has a detailed list of ALL the bitcoin podcasts?
(not just the top 5 🙄)
Drop them below.
Zapping the best one 1,000 sats!
#zapalert #podcast

2025-04-17 07:57:35

Buying a Mars Bar with my pocket money in the 90s.
Best 29p I spent every week.
I felt like a king.
https://image.nostr.build/cc49a04460b511177c6ba5a2bd2465dbb577017a05b58b0f9e6ad57fe7804d98.jpg
The bar was so big, it didn’t easily fit into my pocket.
I grasped it in my hand. Carried it around.
Boasting in front of my mates.
Mars bars don’t cost 29p now.
They cost 3 times that much.
And they aren’t as big.
Mars Bars in 2000 weighed 65 grams.
Now? Just 51 grams.
22% less product.
So what, Phil. Who cares?
That’s inflation, right?
(+293% for those who are wondering)
It happens.
Costs go up.
So do our wages.
Sure.
But you're not in control of either.
And funnily enough, your purchasing power only goes down.
"Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon.” Milton Friedman.
It is taxation without legislation (a.k.a theft).
With every push 'the Big Red Button'🔴 the government steals from you.
Don’t blame Mars; blame the central banks.
And don't settle for a measly 51 grams at 3 times the cost.
Let's demand the whole damn thing, and take the button away from those thieves in suits.
(picture credit Jordan Walker)
#inflation

2025-04-08 07:07:35

GM!
This picture represents exactly how many fucks I give about the stock market tanking.
https://image.nostr.build/8ab8332078a98fb338e82de9f2adfaf53e5fa46bcf004d4ab2ba137b5051b93e.png
#bitcoinonly

2025-04-05 08:04:17

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Foundry looking at a new block.
https://m.primal.net/QEti.jpg

2025-04-05 07:41:41

"GM!"
Ctrl+c
Ctrl+v
"GM!"
https://image.nostr.build/fc9c31a6cfbca75c88fd1a2bf2b92825d67550f70f7b5b8b5e2121643bea3935.jpg
#catstr

2025-04-03 14:44:31

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Mi video solo tiene un zap (de npub1kr6vymjxs0p5l69pvlpsnrlmdksa77ycfg6794umj8a0p32xqgxsgkvzv9).

2025-04-03 10:07:12

How to deal with shitcoiners
#bullishbounty
https://video.nostr.build/118e6c419615031dec5f03c1f7d78b0302542a3a80f5c830d947d86e6ef359cc.mp4
#bitcoinonly

2025-03-26 11:00:21

JIYEM

2025-03-25 13:30:13

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What's your side hustle?
Coffee brewing?

2025-03-24 20:45:46

8 slogans for btc miners with a side hustle...
Proof of words (writer)
Proof of twerk (dancer)
Proof of walk (dog sitter)
Proof of worm (tequila maker)
Proof of wank (adult entertainer)
Proof of hurt (wrestling coach)
Roof that works (construction)
Work of spoof (comedian)
Got any more?
#puns #mining #miner

2025-03-23 19:51:12

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No way! I'm going too.
See you there, frens.

2025-03-14 10:00:19

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What about books?
They go great with coffee.
Check out the new @nprofile…jmnc anthology out today!

2025-03-12 09:05:22

Coming to your local supermarket!
#inflation #costofliving #thebigprint
https://m.primal.net/PcxX.png

2025-03-06 12:53:08

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Welcome. I live 5 minutes away from there!

2025-03-05 09:44:52

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Zapping is P2P too.

2025-03-05 09:42:12

GM from a very upset Betty.
Off to the vet again...
#catstr
https://m.primal.net/PUWF.jpg

2025-03-03 07:35:28

GM
Monday mood. Not taking any bullshit this week.
(artwork from Financial Fallout, forthcoming from @npub12xy…vqut)
#cyberpunk #dystopia #scifiart
https://m.primal.net/PRzo.jpg

2025-03-03 07:32:43

Read my thoughts on NOSTR vs legacy social media...
https://totallyhumanwriter.com/post/nostr---ownership-fair-rules-and-fair-value-for-writers

2025-03-02 08:04:29

GM.
Gentle reminder that I don't write for shitcoiners.
Bitcoinly only.
This is the way.
https://m.primal.net/PQnh.png

2025-02-28 12:48:29

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Enjoyed the chat. Interesting thoughts on AI and NOSTR.

2025-02-28 07:26:19

GM
https://m.primal.net/POPl.jpg

2025-02-28 07:25:37

If you recognise this cat, I want to follow you.
#catstr
https://m.primal.net/POPg.jpg

2025-02-28 00:04:24

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Hi Valerie. I just sent you a DM re: your podcast.

2025-02-27 09:54:46

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I'll be there, and I'll be thirsty.

2025-02-26 08:55:00

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Using Primal app on your phone is easiest. No PIN required.

2025-02-26 08:30:27

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Hey, I love the idea of OpenLibrary.
If you'd like to write a short piece about your mission, I'd be happy to publish it on 21futures.com

2025-02-25 20:10:46

https://m.primal.net/PLIj.jpg

2025-02-25 09:25:47

Nobody.
My purchasing power...
https://m.primal.net/PKau.jpg

2025-02-25 09:24:34

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39 Sats

2025-02-24 14:15:32

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Social justice.

2025-02-24 14:14:31

great chatting with @npub1mrm…eyr9
about bitcoim fiction, writing, and stories.
https://youtu.be/LIRdeakCTkk?feature=shared

2025-02-23 09:28:20

GM
https://m.primal.net/PHuL.jpg

2025-02-22 08:39:16

#catstr
https://m.primal.net/PGaf.jpg

2025-02-22 08:36:11

GM
https://m.primal.net/PGad.jpg

2025-02-20 13:54:14

*bUt YoU cAn'T sPeNd BiTcOiN*
Now you can. Everywhere.
They try to lock us out of the financial system.
But smart bitcoiners solve problems.
@npub1krv…d3py card integrates with Google & ApplePay.
Fund your card via Lightning, and pay in fiat at the till.
Works very well in Europe.
Cheers! 🍨🍦😛
https://m.primal.net/PEKf.mp4

2025-02-20 13:24:58

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Yes. I've used it several times on phyical POS terminals.
It links to Google Pay seemlessly.
Excellent solution for Europeans!

2025-02-20 08:04:18

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It's hard to effectively build the world and deliver a grest story in one book, but it is possible. It's even possible in short stories!
I think most speculative authors create sagas to build an audience and reduce the workload of cresting new universes each book.

2025-02-20 08:01:26

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Hola.

2025-02-20 08:01:05

GM, NOSTR.
Mt. Teide (Tenerife) visible from Roque Nublo in Gran Canaria.
https://m.primal.net/PDuM.jpg

2025-02-18 11:32:49

Have you warned your family about the dangers of shitcoining?
#catsr #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/PBWk.jpg

2025-02-17 16:40:11

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Yes, it's my npub.
I created 21 Futures with Konsensus Network and I edit the site and anthology series.

2025-02-17 09:02:17

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bonus pics of my housemates.
#catstr
#introductions
https://m.primal.net/PAEk.jpg
https://m.primal.net/PAEn.jpg

2025-02-17 08:55:14

GM NOSTR.
I'm Phil, and this is my story.
After studying history and embarking on a career in advertising, I ran away to join the circus. OK, not the circus (I can't do backflips). But I did leave the UK to travel the world and teach English.
Argentina, Mexico, and Asia opened my eyes to different people, attitudes and realities. I started to write - first a humorous travel blog, then articles and fiction. I've since published hundreds of stories and several books.
In addition to writing for clients, I began to coach writers online. One of those writers orange-pilled me, and I'm forever grateful. We still work together today🧡.
Since then, I've read a stack of #bitcoin books even taller than me (1.95m) and have gone deep into the rabbit hole of economics, money, and freedom tech.
In 2024, I shuttered my coaching business to focus full time on my two passions - #writing and bitcoin. Now I work exclusively with bitcoin-native clients and edit the @npub12xy…vqut series.
I live in the Canary Islands with my two housemates Betty and Balthazar🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛.
They are currently chasing the laser dot.
Follow me to get zapped.