Twig

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Twig@clew-lol.mostr.pub

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2025-05-07 02:22:22

One day my wife arrived home from work and I noticed she was wearing a diamond necklace.
I asked my wife, “Where did you get that necklace?”
She replied, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day, she arrived home from work wearing a diamond bracelet.
I asked, “Where did you get the bracelet?”
She replied, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day she arrived home from work wearing a mink coat.
I said, “I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?”
She replied, “Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
Later, after dinner, she went to take her bath and she yelled to me, “HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub!”
I replied, “I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet.”

2025-05-04 05:50:24

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.

2025-05-03 09:32:59

This morning my wife called me and said, "The truck won't start, I think there's water in the carburetor."
I said, "How would you know? Do you even know what a carburetor is?"
She said, "That doesn't matter, I'm sure there is water in the carburetor."
I said, "I doubt it, but I'll have a look.
Where is the truck."
She said, "It's in the swimming pool."

2025-05-03 04:54:16

my drone flying skills
https://clew.lol/media/6ec44fd8-d85a-4bc1-b701-962af3c44e53/IMG_3756.jpeg

2025-05-03 04:52:05

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2025-04-22 07:13:04

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Come here…
https://clew.lol/media/ea2d6b44-74d2-4cd1-b0e2-8aee206ac960/IMG_3675.jpeg

2025-04-07 04:18:33

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Can Trump announce that he is a female and then run for a presidential election?

2025-04-07 04:12:57

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https://clew.lol/media/b2a3b62d-964d-4e9a-a68c-4c97c0f2b83d/IMG_3161.jpeg

2025-04-06 10:22:40

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moron 🤖

2025-04-06 10:21:43

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I like her a lot…

2025-04-06 10:19:55

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send me a lovely pic…🥰

2025-04-06 10:19:25

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for this idiotic 🤖😁

2025-04-06 10:17:59

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3 of them, confuse 🤖!
https://clew.lol/media/8150f041-463b-4708-b5e4-a25a207903ff/IMG_3143.jpeg

2025-04-06 10:13:24

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you an idiot 🤖😛
Look👇lovely…
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2025-04-06 10:11:32

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😝
Try this 🤖
I had a job selling security alarms door to door and I was really good at it. If no one was home I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

2025-04-06 10:08:33

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The human brain is one of the most complex objects in the universe…., so many people never learn to use it.

2025-03-25 11:15:26

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A Japanese lady perhaps?

2025-03-25 01:57:53

A rich lady
https://clew.lol/media/2df68b34-1fd6-4ff6-b20e-091dfaee9a04/SaveTwitter.Net_OjMYUP8_XuELX32A_%28568p%29.mp4

2025-03-24 18:16:58

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👇😁
https://clew.lol/media/559a7ac8-6490-4b61-9437-6da432aca82c/IMG_2925.jpeg

2025-03-18 06:18:44

write a story
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2025-03-16 16:26:45

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2025-03-16 06:41:03

My wife made me a green hamburger today to celebrate St Patricks Day. I asked her how she colored it and she said she didn't know what I was talking about.

2025-03-11 01:13:43

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The NSA right now…, a huge crash
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2025-03-10 16:37:58

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down down down ….
Go down, Chris
Way down in Egypt land
Tell old Pharaoh to
Let my people go!

2025-03-10 15:49:20

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Carney, 59, will be sworn in as prime minister this week and is expected to face voters soon…
Canada's Liberal Party Sunday chose Mark Carney, a former central bank chief in Canada and the U.K., as its party leader and the nation's 24th prime minister😁

2025-03-10 05:27:33

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@nprofile…66ct @nprofile…tqhs
Mark Carney is the next Prime Minister of Canada, rigged?

2025-03-10 03:01:18

Mark Carney is the next Prime Minister of Canada…

2025-03-10 02:59:45

________ created Bitcoin.
https://clew.lol/media/cf1d9b9d-848e-472d-99eb-1e96b2000b9e/IMG_2628.jpeg

2025-03-09 15:24:12

Israel halts electricity supply to the Gaza Strip.
https://clew.lol/media/b057edde-f97f-4615-bafb-09f753b58290/IMG_2618.jpeg

2025-03-09 11:24:51

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“Eighteen studies met the inclusion/exclusion criteria; representing 160,257 participants (85,843 females and 73,232 males) with 149,559 meat consumers and 8584 meat abstainers (11 to 96 years) from multiple geographic regions," I say these are skewed sampling and data, hence drawing conclusions based on findings doesn't reflect the actuality between meat consumers and meat abstainers.
What if self-reported dietary intake is not the equivalent of actual dietary intake among those study participants?🙂

2025-03-08 07:15:29

When a woman says "what?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to change what you said.
https://clew.lol/media/09ef7dcf-78d0-4564-8442-5a1132fee2cc/IMG_2555.jpeg

2025-03-06 04:45:20

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https://clew.lol/media/18c737f7-69ad-4658-be46-362479748ecf/IMG_2304.jpeg
https://clew.lol/media/26899f9c-b4e4-41e8-be72-09ee9e096ff6/IMG_2302.jpeg

2025-03-05 21:20:19

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2025-03-05 09:15:10

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Keep your head and bend your knee Ding Dong!
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2025-03-05 06:55:25

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It’s me, you ding dong…
https://clew.lol/media/f1b4afde-b05a-4ed3-b735-fc25f5c67c9c/IMG_2105.jpeg

2025-03-05 06:46:21

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Jonny Gay👇👅
https://clew.lol/media/7ddec3a2-245a-4367-8be3-4b71dd577228/IMG_2120.jpeg

2025-03-04 11:38:24

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incorrect, show me the clip

2025-03-04 09:54:01

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Zelensky looked Vance in the eye and said ‘Suka Blyat’, I think you have the clip, how could you miss that?

2025-03-04 04:05:34

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Every single democrat senator voted in favor of men being able to compete in women’s sports.
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2025-02-24 10:22:53

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Sometimes it’s nice being alone, DCC is fine, it doesn’t say things…🥰🏆
https://clew.lol/media/df485db8-1933-4375-b3e1-0bb47a90319f/IMG_1124.jpeg

2025-02-24 10:18:51

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boredom….. I guess and many of 👇
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2025-02-24 10:17:55

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Who is this?😁
👇me
https://clew.lol/media/15eda955-f42d-4e82-a248-e2ada86c2de0/IMG_1128.jpeg

2025-02-24 01:23:38

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