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2024-12-28 20:32:01

bash.org #4628
* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element
*** Element is now known as You
* You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode (+girlfriend)

2024-12-23 02:32:01

bash.org #601180
<Heavy_Clown> Funny how IRC is mostly populated by elitist, ignorant pre-pubescent teenagers who can't even construct an intelligent insult. |:
<Vick> heavy....its funny how your probably 32 or something and have nothing better to do than try to out smart teenagers on irc

2024-12-22 08:32:01

bash.org #710307
SyntaxError: Nanci Palosi is offically the Speaker of the House now
GlowStickNinja: Who?
SyntaxError: Annoying bitch that marched with NAMBLA in the Gay Rights Parade and looks like something the dog vomited up and ate, then shit out again.
GlowStickNinja: The chick that Stephen Colbert did a hand turkey of?
SyntaxError: Trust Colbert to bridge the gap between Politics and Idiots

2024-07-31 17:32:01

bash.org #75661
<SpaceCow> of COURSE they had computers in the 40's
<SpaceCow> how else do you think they invented jews?
<Volt9000> Jews aren't INVENTED
<Volt9000> jews are GROWN
<Volt9000> you plant a Jew Seed (2 ounces of foreskin) and it grows into a Jew Tree
<RollingBrass> the way you can tell that they are ripe is that the nose to body size ratio is 3:1

2024-07-31 09:32:01

bash.org #920473
lemonlimeskull: One guy keeps following me from chat room to chat room begging to blow me because he found out I live about a half hour away.
lemonlimeskull: Other guy wants to fight me IRL because I posted on a forum that his local band sucks ass.
lemonlimeskull: I'm going to agree to meet the two of them - same location at the same time.
lemonlimeskull: I won't show up, of course - tomorrow one guy will be in the hospital or the other one will be a lot more mellow.
lemonlimeskull: Will keep you posted.

2024-07-30 05:32:01

bash.org #165664
<~DarkStar> I had sex with your mother last night
<~DarkStar> *my

2024-07-28 23:32:01

bash.org #1201
<RevSlidey> a baby seal walks into a club

2024-07-28 07:32:02

bash.org #80932
<ed2000nyc> irc is waste of my time
<ed2000nyc> cya
ed2000nyc �~ed2000nyc@207-237-236-47.c3-0.nyr-ubr1.nyr.ny.cable.rcn.com� has Quit iRC (-=SysReset 2.51=-)
<Yourmove> hmmm usually it takes years to find that out..
<Yourmove> he's a quick learner

2024-07-24 03:32:01

bash.org #40815
<PLUR4Life> COUCH
<Evil_Couch> I swear, I'm going to drown you
<Evil_Couch> err
<PLUR4Life> Scuse me?
<Evil_Couch> I mean, hi, how are you doing?
<Evil_Couch> you want to go swimming?

2024-07-23 03:32:01

bash.org #411
<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai

2024-07-20 11:32:01

bash.org #137634
<BlazeHedgehog> For a few seconds when AOL first loads it displays the wrong image with the wrong headline on the front page
<BlazeHedgehog> So it's got this guy kneeling at the WTC Memorial, crying, headline reads "HILLARY DUFF'S NEW CD RELEASED"
<Waffle-X> lol
<Sz> I'd be crying too

2024-07-18 07:32:01

bash.org #697712
Madrigal: I have DSL
Madrigal: Which backwards is "LSD"
Madrigal: But for my sake, and the sake of being backwards, I'd rather get Dial.

2024-07-18 01:32:01

bash.org #253683
<Sarah> I just saw 28 Days Later
<rude-inverse> that's one of those movies I always planned on seeing but never did.
<rude-inverse> what was the significance of "28 days"? the only thing I associate 28 days with is a menstrual cycle.
<Sarah> maybe that's why there was so much blood.

2024-07-12 21:32:01

bash.org #743927
rintin: so I fried my dads motherboard today
rintin: apparently I wasn't grounded...
rintin: now I am

2024-07-12 13:32:01

bash.org #768024
<rabbit> rimming is freaking distgusting
<rabbit> i tried it once with my ex
<rabbit> and she farted in my mouth
<rabbit> and i puked on her ass
<rabbit> never again

2024-07-11 21:32:01

bash.org #737114
<JeighEighm> Tauren, why don't you just sniff the packets and find out?
<Tauren> how do i DO THAT?
<Tauren> how do I sniff packets
<JeighEighm> Tauren, okay. It's easy. Get your network cable.
<Tauren> How do I sniff?
<JeighEighm> Hold it to your nose.
<JeighEighm> Inhale.
<JeighEighm> Smell those packets.

2024-07-04 01:32:01

bash.org #20358
<Acela> +v means that the CIA now has a fix on your location

2024-07-01 03:32:02

bash.org #33534
<G-R-G> Let me shit into a boot then make you eat the leather to get to the turds...then stick a butt plug in your penis and ass and have you eat my shit..then when it's time to shit out the shit, I wanna see the butt plug fly across the room at 80 mph

2024-06-24 03:32:01

bash.org #966229
<Jarcode> besides, emacs users are ripped
<Jarcode> you wouldn't want to mess with one
<Jarcode> the sheer strength of their fingers from reaching across their keyboard to use obscure keybindings can crush bones

2024-06-21 15:32:01

bash.org #11874
<GIJosh> do you still have an MP3 server robin?
<robin> yes
<GIJosh> same place as before?
<robin> nope
<GIJosh> where is it?
<robin> 127.0.0.1
<GIJosh> cant connect
<GIJosh> default port?

2024-06-13 19:32:01

bash.org #105946
<Quigalo> Fried eggs on a burger is like coming on a 12 year old girl's ass. It might sound tempting, but you just have to think about what you're doing for a second, and stop.

2024-06-12 19:32:02

bash.org #56048
<Affe> god damn black socks
<Affe> i need to start pairing them together
<Affe> i pulled some out figuring 'oh if i pull out a few, i'll eventually end up with a pair'
<Affe> i had 8 different kinds of socks in my hand
<Ouroboros> Wow, Affe.
<Ouroboros> Your life must be incredibly boring if you thought that was interesting enough to tell us.

2024-06-12 07:32:01

bash.org #102180
<Movis> the evil Napster kiddies made Lars Ullrich so poor he had to sell his snare drum & replace it with a tin can

2024-06-10 21:32:01

bash.org #95
<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana

2024-06-08 15:32:01

bash.org #8052
<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis.

2024-06-07 21:32:01

bash.org #911227
<Computer> this weekend i learned that one of my had-been best friends has become clinically insane
<Computer> talking to her was one of the more disturbing experiences i have had in a long time
<Computer> i went home that night and was too depressed to come outside again
<Mousey> is she single?

2024-06-01 13:32:01

bash.org #47134
<flawed> i wish they had Summary Software .. you paste in a huge chunk of text and it gives you the gist of it :)
<flawed> then you can use some Text to Speech software to read the summary out loud
<flawed> ah the Age of Laziness

2024-05-31 09:32:01

bash.org #33576
*#* Signoff: labo-rat (find / -name \*yourbase\* -exec chown us:us {} \;)

2024-05-27 03:32:01

bash.org #1035
<lux0r> don't make me /molest you

2024-05-24 21:32:02

bash.org #77675
<Crispy> I used to have black friends, but my dad sold them all.

2024-05-24 01:32:01

bash.org #20879
<GameBot> 133. What three letters are overly used to indicate 'Laugh Out Loud'?
<Wolf-Olo> heh

2024-05-20 19:32:01

bash.org #785888
* lloy0076 ponders
< lloy0076> If I take the source code, which is under GPLv2, and translate it from C to Perl (changing it only to fit the new language)...I wonder if the GPL covers that translation I made...
< cafuego> converting C to perl is covered by the death penalty, i believe

2024-05-18 15:32:01

bash.org #6592
<desaster> why get a gf when i have volvo
<montz> yeah a volvo has enuf of holes

2024-05-16 21:32:01

bash.org #628411
<b3nz0rz>: A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too".

2024-05-13 19:32:01

bash.org #16396
<sev0> remember in school?
<sev0> remember the kids upside down stuffed into the garbage can?
<sev0> 20 years later, ircops.
<sev0> do the math

2024-05-09 19:32:01

bash.org #16268
<[m1]> i HATE real world
<[m1]> its a fucking platform for outspoken faggots with a high school vocabulary
<mrwhite> dave, sounds like irc

2024-05-07 23:32:01

bash.org #107162
<ChaosBob> somebody needs to write an irc client that makes chat text look like source code
<ChaosBob> for when your boss walks in the room

2024-05-07 05:32:01

bash.org #7783
<u238|duhasst> pdf's suck for reading on the toilet

2024-05-06 21:32:01

bash.org #185353
<Caedar[SOT]> God, I hate people with no game experience who work at game stores.
<Kaelo[LoR]> yeah me too Caedar[SOT] ... You want what? Gay Sex 2?
<Kaelo[LoR]> *sigh* nonono, DEUS EX 2

2024-05-01 21:32:01

bash.org #50544
<slut> i'm banned from kmart for stealing condoms i'll never use

2024-04-28 23:32:02

bash.org #37212
<wox> VB is meant to be drunk not coded

2024-04-28 15:32:01

bash.org #633735
<Chcherrycola>Oh shit I'm fucked
<Chcherrycola>I hid my weed in my PSP carrying case. So I get up to go get some and I can't find it anywhere, then I realise my little brother must have taken it with him on the plane to Florida with my family... O_O

2024-04-25 17:32:01

bash.org #5463
<Frizz0> anyone want a compaq proliant raid server 256M hardware raid p-pro200
<Frizz0> its about to get sold for drugs
<k5sss> payment in drugs, or payment in cash to buy drugs?
<Frizz0> either way is fine

2024-04-24 19:32:01

bash.org #3756
<Ad0> I met my gf (which is here as we speak) over IRC
<Wyatt> Ad0: Are you both IRCing side-by-side?
<Ad0> almost
<Ad0> she is in the kitchen with the laptop

2024-04-23 19:32:02

bash.org #76909
<Gwindor> how do you save a log?
<Rimbaud> don't flush

2024-04-21 11:32:01

bash.org #595616
<Deja> gay, I can't use my GameSpy ID because it has an accented e in it
<Ear> hahahahhah
<Ear> That's what you get for being pretentious. :D

2024-04-20 19:32:01

bash.org #48295
<Shinvega> Whether you want kids or not, eventually you're gonna slip one past the goalie ;)

2024-04-15 15:32:01

bash.org #942841
<Lt_Tinkle> lolololololol
<Lt_Tinkle> i have my mincraft log viewable as a webpage
<Lt_Tinkle> and someone did html injection
<Lt_Tinkle> by talking inside minecraft
<Lt_Tinkle> and made it redirect to meatspin
<Lt_Tinkle> when i find out who it was
<Lt_Tinkle> i shall make them an op

2024-04-14 23:32:01

bash.org #445447
<Patrick`> holy crap, I'm 20 on wednesday
<Patrick`> I'd better get pregnant in the next 5 days or I'll miss out on the best part of being a teen

2024-04-08 17:32:01

bash.org #940694
<@JackD> ooh, a app store on its way for windows :) how nice
<J700> it's called piratebay

2024-03-29 14:32:01

bash.org #515865
<DarkNeo> Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval?
<LongWongSilver> no
<DarkNeo> He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steamroller.

2024-03-26 16:32:01

bash.org #474123
mdvb: Matt, you not watching the State of the Union?
strestout1: ill tell u the state of the union
strestout1: we're losing jobs, the economy is going to shyt, the whole world hates us
strestout1: god bless america
strestout1: the end

2024-03-24 12:32:01

bash.org #80783
<NuttO> You are promoted.
<MechaMrEd> To?
<NuttO> I don't know. What's Geno's title?
<MechaMrEd> Animefag
<NuttO> Okay, that's your job now. Geno is demoted to Fag.
<MechaMrEd> Oh boy oh boy hey anyone been watching the lastest digisubs of NEKO NEKO FAG 2112??!?!/ NO???????
<MechaMrEd> It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kawaii ^^
<MechaMrEd> OKAY DUDES I'LL GUESS I'LL GO WATCH SOME ANIME!!!!!!!!11111
<MechaMrEd> How am I doing NuttO
<NuttO> You're doing fine.
<Geno> I'm not even like that. :/
<MechaMrEd> That's why you were demoted, you useless BAKA GAIJIN FAGGOT
* Geno is listening to: Excel Saga - Ai Sincere Heart
<MechaMrEd> Man you're supposed to just be a fag now, can't you go five minutes without MESSING UP THE ENTIRE SETUP

2024-03-22 22:32:01

bash.org #714697
<Daniel> The new bash quotes suck
<Nictheman> You realise if this goes on bash, you'll be part of the new quotes, and will therefore suck?
<Daniel> ..
<Daniel> Fuck you.

2024-03-21 20:32:01

bash.org #736820
<hapry> Fuck, I just finished bash :(
<k8k8k8k> finished?
<hapry> Yeah...i read it all :(
<treaty> you're officially the lamest person ever

2024-03-19 02:32:01

2024-03-15 12:32:01

bash.org #196317
<STEELE1381> I just spent about 10 minutes taking an online IQ test that popped up onto my screen.
<STEELE1381> Then, when I was finished, they made me fill out all this registration stuff before giving me my score.
<sirhc614> How'd you do?
<STEELE1381> Judging by the fact that I game them my email address to find out a number representing my intelligence that they semi-randomly calculated, I think I failed.

2024-03-14 08:32:01

bash.org #762910
<Dave> Question: Is it "right" to stop registered sex offenders from registering on social networking sites?
<highvoltage> Dave: where do you register to become a sex offender?
* Vhata falls off his chair laughing
<Dave> highvoltage: at your local school...
<MrKen> Dave: No, that's where they hold the auditions

2024-03-10 16:32:01

bash.org #150374
<pork> GAS THE JEWS
<Kristy> thats horrible
<Kosta> See Kristy, you just misspelled "honorable" again

2024-03-10 14:32:01

bash.org #350
<chisoxiest> is it just me... or does eveyone think that quadrapelegics are greedy?
<chisoxiest> "i can't reach that"
<chisoxiest> "i'm not tall enough"
<chisoxiest> i mean c'mon now

2024-03-09 16:32:01

bash.org #365072
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

2024-03-09 10:32:01

bash.org #587801
silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA.
Slider: Yea
silic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting, maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360.
Slider: Holy shit.
silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me money through the cage to get it. They were screaming and knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage.
Slider: Omg you dumb shit!
Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday. What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work?
silic0nsilence: Yeah..
silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more..

2024-03-06 02:32:01

bash.org #31120
<`2c^Husemoller|Kazi> pm me if u know some good ftps for movies
<coene|awake> ftp://this:isnt@awarez.channel
<`2c^Husemoller|Kazi> is that up right now?

2024-03-03 20:32:01

bash.org #748
<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I fuck you in the ass?

2024-03-02 04:32:01

bash.org #63087
<flame> hmm when you have dialup, u download jpegs to wank over. when you have broadband you download mpegs to wank over... when you have 100mbit, u download DVD rips of pr0n films to wank over
<riski> when you have 14.4 you get laid irl.

2024-03-01 18:32:01

bash.org #222311
<visi-work> what's the hairy stuff in the cat5 cable for?
<BrassMonk> insulation?
<rm> its fur.

2024-02-24 22:32:01

bash.org #105259
<Zenholder> JavaScript kicks ass
<Nanobot> JavaScript sucks ass
<Nanobot> You were off by two letters