crows call me breadlady

demoware given life and also anxiety [camp edition]

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2024-12-17 20:55:25

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@nprofile…zwgs respectfully when would have been a better time for the great satan

2024-11-27 20:49:08

anybody out there ever used WebComponents?

2024-10-21 15:28:05

i don’t think we’ll understand the corrosive impact of unregulated LLM usage for decades, even centuries. i feel like i’m watching the walls melt.

2024-10-19 23:09:32

huh i wonder what brianna wu is up to
wu: trans healthcare is antisemitic genocide
ah yes, the blaire white arc
https://mstdn.social/@briannawu/113334996782293370

2024-08-14 18:17:40

unironically nationalize amazon

2024-07-19 19:51:49

worst outage in history *so far*

2024-07-19 17:24:44

brb committing massive industrial sabotage with a mid-level engineering position, a useless test suite, a git push, and a deadpan “oops”

2024-07-19 14:56:14

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“the cloud will fix it” said the clown

2024-07-19 14:54:42

capitalism is fucking incapable of managing durable infrastructure

2024-07-18 22:11:04

i'm the kind of programmer you find at 3am in the woods on the side of a highway eating a raw deer carcass. you approach carefully, phone recording, and when i finally whip my head around to bare my teeth and growl, my eyes flash red on the recording. after i lunge at you, you awaken in your bed unharmed. i write clojure

2024-07-16 17:30:01

i disavow all violence except the cool kinds

2024-07-16 01:19:38

fuck cascadia, by the way

2024-07-13 00:12:44

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@npub1ykg…g4jv THIS IS SO COOL, congrats!!

2024-07-12 19:24:44

i’m something of a moderate, myself. i find anarchism and communism both make good points

2024-07-12 01:24:03

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@npub1a4g…yuyx did you hear the journalists in the room, their voices, quivering as they asked questions? unreal

2024-07-04 00:51:50

i was shown this “potato europe / tomato europe” image today and i am being haunted by the specter that both of these vegetables come from south america, particularly peru
https://friend.camp/system/media_attachments/files/112/725/472/028/269/174/original/6d53151ee4e165a4.jpeg

2024-06-24 16:32:54

thinking of SCOTUS today as i recite my daily mantra (death to america)

2024-06-04 20:36:35

let the man die already #BidenHarris2024

2024-05-30 22:06:34

your enemies do not value rhetorical coherency

2024-05-09 20:33:55

nothing is apolitical. hope this helps

2024-05-08 17:28:23

poverty is not a puzzle to solve. it is a weapon to be destroyed.

2024-05-07 20:19:06

nah i’m confident when i say capitalism is pure evil

2024-03-28 22:18:06

why would you label software “safe”
it is never safe to use software

2024-03-24 18:10:24

english is an amazing language and i wish we were speaking a better one

2024-02-19 21:32:07

#fediblock @stormbringer@noauthority.social
“anti-racism is racism”, trolling
https://friend.camp/system/media_attachments/files/111/960/278/417/740/003/original/28f19173ff07ed47.jpeg

2024-02-09 20:21:04

my hope is to be part of whatever ultimately makes portland live up to queer values like inclusivity and accessibility, and socialist values like the abolition of poverty. a stretch goal is to literally tar and feather ted wheeler’s donor base

2024-02-09 17:50:24

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@npub18me…xtr3 f e d o r a a t h e i s t s lmao what the fuck

2024-02-09 17:45:37

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@npub18me…xtr3 peanuts and communism, but primarily peanuts

2024-02-08 16:19:02

:birdo:
https://friend.camp/system/media_attachments/files/111/896/763/441/455/665/original/f837b8f5723ea04d.png

2024-01-30 19:47:23

breaking through your paywall by pulling the article text from the raw html

2024-01-26 18:20:13

hey, me and my murder saw you from across the empty parking lot and we were wondering if you had any peanuts

2024-01-23 22:06:38

“i take personal responsibility for the circumstances that necessitated these layoffs” and yet you have not been laid off. curious

2024-01-08 16:21:36

honest q:
who is hype about the nix programming language and why

2023-12-21 19:30:23

substack says the quiet part out loud? nazis drive clicks and that's what drives the business? you were always a fool to expect better from contemptible corporatists. when will you seize humane alternatives for yourself? when will you stand up and stop waiting for someone else to do the work?

2023-12-17 18:25:57

i hope this email find you in hell

2023-12-01 17:32:02

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@npub1ykg…g4jv the business of management is management, etc

2023-12-01 17:29:32

whenever politicians accuse each other of “making this political” i just want to know what they think their job actually is

2023-11-27 18:32:48

"mastodon turned me into a communist" and other horror stories / rave reviews

2023-11-24 20:53:03

i said "eepy seepy" at work. kill me now

2023-11-10 15:41:45

Hi! I've been developing a game, a nomadic city-builder called *The Longtime*, as a text adventure. The game is feature complete now, so I'm looking for alpha testers as I work on adding content. Anyone want to play my game?

2023-10-29 19:55:04

have you considered not supporting a genocide? just a thought

2023-10-26 17:36:44

you: stanning UBI because it makes obvious sense
me: lurking in the corner rubbing my hands together nefariously as you approach the need for price controls on essential goods and services

2023-10-18 16:47:17

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dysphoria, depression, suicide — these are parts of the trans experience because we are a few thousand years into a project of extermination. this project has architects, executors, boosters and soldiers, who have passed on a tradition of abject villainy for centuries. our legacy is not suffering. our legacy is the inevitability of our presence, our joy, and our triumph!

2023-10-18 16:06:51

i wish i could find the words to describe the immortal tradition. being trans isn’t just gender and hormones. it is the profound ability to choose your own self, the will to expand that choice. even lions exhibit this volition. my self-manifestation emerges from a spirit embedded in life itself.

2023-09-28 21:55:56

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@npub1t8r…rvnw unfortunately they are far more annoying than that

2023-09-28 21:24:47

anticommunists like, “heh… nice ideology you got there… but i’ll bet you’ve never heard of Stalin 😏”

2023-08-29 18:25:33

anybody in #pdx got electrolysis recommendations?

2023-07-11 14:24:45

roko's basilisk but it's a humane government that haunts you with a duty to lay the groundwork for a compassionate world or else the compassionate world won't happen

2023-06-30 14:52:06

i’m gonna level with you, this court really does not give me supreme vibes

2023-05-28 23:04:15

i'm sorry, i just needed some time away to post even worse than normal

2021-10-14 15:49:13

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the machine isn’t stealing your job, your boss just doesn’t think of you as a person

2021-10-14 15:48:46

cool fact: the original luddites didn’t oppose technology but rather the bosses using new tech to disenfranchise workers! the bosses then had the luddites murdered in the streets and their arguments were replaced with “tech bad 🤢” to prevent others from carrying on their challenge to industrial authorities

2021-01-31 16:28:20

i love meeting new crows.
they've heard the stories about me, who leaves peanuts and never harms a crow, and so they swoop down to the ground thinking they know the deal. breadlady gives peanuts when she sees you, right?
and then she SEES YOU and you're a tiny black bird only so much larger than this giant's hand, and its eyes are TRACKING YOU, its TEETH are SHOWING. the crow thinks OH MY GOD, AM I GOING TO DIE
so they back off to about thirteen feet and i toss them a peanut