CrustyB

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2025-03-25 22:01:42

Me after my 5th cup of coffee.
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2025-01-03 02:03:00

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2025-01-02 23:44:51

This should clear up the Indian invasion question.
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2025-01-02 20:06:25

Why is "gay pizza" a thing? I've seen at least three places that sell it. Why would you want a food item that celebrates men who stir their erections around in each other's fecal matter?

2025-01-02 16:17:29

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My ex-gf in a nutshell.
"You're with me now. The fun is OVER!"

2025-01-02 13:28:54

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You mean Marcie the dyke?

2025-01-01 23:38:34

Saudi Arabian murders five and injures over 200 at German Christmas market.
Tranny murders a student and a teacher, wounds six others at a Christian school.
Muslim murders 15, injures 35 in a New Orleans massacre.
And that's just in the past two weeks.

2025-01-01 21:35:24

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The beginning of America's negrogasm.

2025-01-01 03:36:58

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2025-01-01 01:09:48

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I think that one was called "Tater Tots & Huggy Bear."

2025-01-01 01:06:17

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She's got small boobs but her nipples are like Tater Tots.

2025-01-01 00:23:59

Have we talked about that ridiculous accent Indians talk with or are we still on their stink?

2025-01-01 00:18:01

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My dick is covered in your mom's spit. Hooo yah!

2025-01-01 00:08:23

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I'll rent your old unit. I've always wanted a kitchen floor covered in spit.

2024-12-31 23:31:52

Tomorrow marks another year that George Floyd has remained drug free.

2024-12-31 18:56:43

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Put some honey on it. That stuff is magic I tell ya.

2024-12-31 17:09:36

If Darth Vader's voice was done with Orson Welles as originally intended then he would have sounded less like a nigger.

2024-12-31 13:46:01

When Pat Sajak Dies.
Doc: "I'm sorry, but ___ __ ___."
Family: "We'd like a P, T and E."
Doc: "P_T __ _E_."
Family: "Pat is dead?"
Doc: "That's it! You win a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni!"

2024-12-31 04:32:54

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My family cleared the land in northern Minnesota. Their obituaries referred to them as "pioneers," not immigrants. My grandma was an old farm girl who said "nigger" a lot, in case you're wondering where I got that from. Illegals aren't worth the piss I pour on them.

2024-12-31 04:27:23

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2024-12-31 04:25:41

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2024-12-30 17:21:41

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"Women Who Like To Duck Sausage" sounds like a lesbian porno.

2024-12-30 16:49:54

Think about sheboons screaming at Subway pajeets because there's not enough ham on their sandwich while Venezuelans with a million kids squat outside the door begging for soup as Whites walk past them with job applications in their hands which will never receive a callback.
This is America today.

2024-12-29 15:55:47

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Black hair from the Spanish blood the Gaels picked up as they migrated north through Spain, I believe.

2024-12-29 15:17:25

The only good thing to come out of Elon Musk's mask drop on X is that you can look at the people defending him and now you know who the paid shills were.

2024-12-28 21:05:22

Never saw this one coming. I mean, just because Trump picked a hillbilly VP who married an Indian and his convention featured an Indian leading a demon prayer and his FBI pick is an Indian and one of his DOGEs is an Indian and Indian Indian Indian.

2024-12-28 19:32:06

Q: What do you call Indian-Americans?
A: Foreigners.
Q: What do you call high skill Indian-Americans?
A: Foreigners.
Q: What do you call Indian-Americans who—
A: Foreigners. They're fucking foreigners, OK?

2024-12-28 15:38:12

You know what's worse than chronic Star Trek fans? Nothing. Nothing is worse.

2024-12-28 01:40:50

Now that everyone's done with X it's funny watching Torba run around on it trying to drum up users for his loser platform.

2024-12-27 03:49:19

I made a Bitcoin donation to NCD this morning but it doesn't show up in the funding goal. Glitch? @nprofile…x8tf

2024-12-27 03:48:18

Thinking about deleting my X account so I don't have to listen to the slurping sound of Elon's mouth on sandnigger dick and opening a GAB account. Thoughts?

2024-12-27 03:42:46

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2024-12-27 00:01:33

America hasn't felt like my home in 30 years.
Everyone speaks a foreign language, waves a foreign flag, celebrates foreign holidays, has foreign cultures & customs, looks foreign, dresses foreign, smells foreign.
This country, if you can call it that anymore, is just a social services office for every loser brownoid on planet earth. The only thing American about it are the tax dollars used to pay dirtskins to eat & breed.

2024-12-26 23:41:00

OK I like Torba again.
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2024-12-26 23:19:25

I wonder how Hispanics who feel entitled to our country feel about Indians taking it over when blacks were the ones who built it?

2024-12-26 21:42:53

I think white people should just sit back and let niggers, spics and streetshitters fight over the scraps of this once great civilization, destroy each other, and then we'll come back and rebuild it all.

2024-12-26 20:16:52

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My avi is Billy Baloney and my name is one of Capt. Underpants' henchmen.
I believe in transparency.

2024-12-26 20:12:44

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2024-12-25 21:14:32

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This was my favorite scene in "It's A Wonderful Life."

2024-12-25 04:08:59

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https://holocaustencyclopedia.com/category/absurdities/
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2024-12-25 04:00:19

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2024-12-25 03:50:03

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Ah! Proof of the Holocaust! Ah!

2024-12-24 22:54:45

WTF doxxed on Christmas eve??
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2024-12-24 17:00:18

Old: Hey, I think that stripper really likes me!
New: Hey, I think that fake hot girl jerkoff account who liked my comment really likes me!

2024-12-24 16:43:58

For niggers to be human they would have to have some significance to history other than being cotton pickers and pack mules.
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2024-12-23 15:04:00

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I didn't know you were Indian

2024-12-22 14:04:02

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2024-12-21 23:25:39

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2024-12-21 16:25:42

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Hallmark presents the heart warming holiday special, "Fixed An Old Retarded Woman's Driveway Yesterday."

2024-12-21 16:07:23

Who says jews don't celebrate Christmas?
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2024-12-21 15:49:25

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The New York would be a great town without the New Yorkers.

2024-12-20 23:17:32

Ever smell your own snot?

2024-12-20 14:52:00

"Pass a 1,500 page spending bill filled with pork that you don't have time to read a few days before Christmas vacation."
No.
"THEN YOU HATE CHILDREN WITH CANCER!!

2024-12-20 14:42:08

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I'm just tired of figuring out which knob is for the time and which is for the alarm twice a year.

2024-12-20 14:13:10

According to my junk mail folder I've purchased 400 Norton subscriptions worth about $200,000.

2024-12-19 00:35:24

"America will produce many racial hybrids and some ethnic horrors that will be beyond the powers of future anthropologists to unravel."
- Madison Grant

2024-12-18 18:52:33

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I was going to say Rudolph by a nose but the other reindeer wouldn't let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

2024-12-18 17:15:17

I live in my mom's basement, have a small penis, have never gotten laid, am secretly gay, and I've been added to block lists.
At least that's what they tell me on Bluesky.

2024-12-17 13:46:50

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"Just because we're horny doesn't make us saps!"

2024-12-16 21:46:19

Those #mutualaid sexual deviants have a lot of nerve begging at time like this.

2024-12-16 20:54:08

A Canadian Indian party leader bullying French Canadian Trudeau into resigning as PM because Scottish American Trump bullied Trudeau is peak 21st century borderless gibberish.
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2024-12-16 18:40:45

1980s entertainment reporter: "You're on a top rated primetime TV show and you star in popular Hollywood movies. What are you going to do now?"
Ted Danson: "Put myself in Whoopi Goldberg's vagina."

2024-12-16 18:36:39

I wonder what the shooter's deadname is. https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/12/breaking-shooting-abundant-life-christian-school-madison-wisconsin/

2024-12-16 02:31:44

How the Empire began. How the Empire ended.
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2024-12-15 21:27:16

I don't think we should ban or keep Daylight Savings Time, I think we should just make it year round for the extra hour of sunlight. Am I all alone or what?

2024-12-15 16:35:44

Don't be a Mexican't. Be a Mexigotdeported.

2024-12-15 16:34:06

Me on Bluesky.
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2024-12-15 13:54:00

The ultimate answer in life is "Oh."

2024-12-15 01:33:00

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cash.

2024-12-14 22:43:53

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2024-12-14 22:38:38

Your revolution is over, liberals. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, liberals?
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2024-12-13 16:08:30

Does anyone have that photo cartoon where the black kid waits for his father to come home so he can drop a water balloon on him and he never does because blacks don't have fathers?

2024-12-13 03:49:51

Users on Bluesky are trying to get me banned because my banner looks like this:
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2024-12-13 03:47:07

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2024-12-12 01:35:07

Ever notice in the original Star Trek series that Uhura was seated at the back of the bridge?

2024-12-11 16:24:40

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2024-12-11 15:25:41

White Supremacy isn't an opinion, it's not an attitude, it's not a fallacy. White Supremacy is a fact.

2024-12-10 17:41:57

This morning a Bluesky user informed me that I'm a racist. Is this true??

2024-12-10 03:57:48

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What was the last thing to go through Cobain's mind? Probably his teeth.

2024-12-10 03:23:08

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I can swear in Gaelic, too.
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2024-12-10 03:04:53

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Mucho bacardi?
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2024-12-10 02:54:53

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It looks like an ostrich's neck after it's swallowed a coconut.

2024-12-10 00:59:19

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2024-12-09 23:59:40

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Hey, don't you make me take off my eyeglasses and slap them down on my kitchen counter!

2024-12-09 23:53:33

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"Hooo kay! Hooo kay! My slave owner? He's a JOOOOOO!"

2024-12-09 20:20:19

BLM leader: "People wanna jump up and choke us and kill us for being loud?"
They actually can't perceive that Neely was threatening to kill people. To him he was just "being too loud." This is how their primitive monkey brains work. It's amazing.
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2024-12-09 18:14:26

Batman: Protected the citizens of Gotham, had a giant penny in the Batcave.
Daniel Penny: Protected the citizens of New York, had a giant Batman in his home.
Coincidence or...?
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2024-12-09 16:46:11

I read that Jordan Neely's father was removed for having an outburst in court. Probably "BUT DON'T I GETS A LITTLE SUMTHIN' SUMTHIN' FO RAISIN' A CHIMP?!"

2024-12-09 16:22:07

This screams mistrial. But then again so did the Chauvin trial.
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2024-12-08 04:40:25

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It took me eight years to get the ending of "The Spanish Prisoner." I've never felt so stupid in my life.

2024-12-08 04:33:35

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For me, the statute of limitations on respect for former work ran out on Brooks about 50 years ago. "Young Frankenstein" was his last funny movie.

2024-12-08 04:27:12

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So did Mel Brooks
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2024-12-08 01:48:11

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2024-12-07 13:17:20

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Needs some John Williams playing in the background.

2024-12-07 04:18:15

I feel like stew. I probably look like stew.

2024-12-07 03:46:49

My co-worker is easy. He was moaning about Oct. 7. "Oh poor Israel, all those terrorists, beheaded babies, oh those poor jews."
Later that same day we saw a Palestinian protest downtown and afterward he's all "Death to Israel! From here to the sea! I will take Palestinian war bride! Death to jews!"

2024-12-06 22:48:50

We MUST do more to keep the KKK from galloping through our streets and shooting every black & jew they see.

2024-12-06 21:32:19

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Night Court taught me that Markie Post was a juicy little package.

2024-12-06 21:15:06

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"Jury to consider lesser charge Monday."

2024-12-06 21:08:39

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