I am Water

Hacking crude software by day.
Hacking even cruder software by night.

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FreeBSD, FreeRTOS
Elixir and C powered bullshit.

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Living the Florida Keys Disease. Island living is not for everyone. Idyllic pair of dice, roll your fate.

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2025-04-02 05:22:38

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@nprofile…25zh As long as they are not a pope it’s ok.

2025-04-02 05:12:57

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@nprofile…25zh It’s really a testament to the enduring legacy of the Greg.

2025-04-02 04:29:51

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@nprofile…xyvy Debone and juice.

2025-04-02 04:11:41

If you juice a chicken, is it 70% water?

2025-04-02 02:55:40

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@nprofile…xyvy Go ahead try to beat a Crawford @nprofile…l729

2025-04-02 02:49:39

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@nprofile…cdnd @nprofile…hmru I want my nuclear diet.

2025-04-01 21:00:01

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@nprofile…xyvy Did I ever give you the 2.5lb sledgehammer cleaver I got you I can’t remember? LOL

2025-04-01 20:38:20

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@nprofile…hmru I assume the people who don’t buy used cars?

2025-04-01 20:22:14

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@nprofile…hmru Biggest out there, so blatant it’s in the name.

2025-04-01 20:13:55

Did you know the most common ingredient in shampoo is poo?
Stay tuned for more modern facts.

2025-04-01 20:06:25

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@nprofile…hmru Will it be in Troy oz?

2025-04-01 20:05:16

In this economic uncertainty?
I’m all in on mutated milk.

2025-04-01 19:55:48

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@nprofile…25zh I need this.

2025-04-01 02:37:43

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@nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…l2lf @nprofile…aesc It’s not completely, just my external. I don’t want to see it in my logs.

2025-04-01 02:34:18

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@nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…l2lf @nprofile…aesc I blocked it on my network lol

2025-03-31 00:48:33

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@nprofile…l2lf @nprofile…aesc Disable ping what do you do?

2025-03-28 11:44:36

Seeing everyone rant about vibe coding.
It’s like watching a canniblistic pancake. You’re maybe asking yourself how can this pancake be related? Well let’s start with the basics. It’s fucking stupid so there’s that. Really fucking stupid.
By that I mean anyone and I mean anyone who has used AI tools and asked it for help with code. To explain the problems in detail so you understand? The larger tone here is missed. There’s a vast wealth of knowledge that is scattered across the internet. The AI has made all this unified of sorts. The core information you’d Google 10 million times for.
Sure it can write awful code I can show you quite a few examples. I test every model that comes out for its ability to streamline linear equations. It’s getting there but still problematic. I know shortcuts that make it use less cycles. This is what AI has trouble with but overall it’s not bad for getting concepts.
Want to do something stupid? Go grab a spec sheet for an integrated circuit. Copy and paste all the instructions on the I2C and ask it to make you a driver. Sit back and be floored.
Use case, what it is, how you use it.
This is more important than “vibe coding is the worst thing since we stopped using katanas to solve problems”

2025-03-27 21:11:25

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@nprofile…csx6 @nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…h6f2 Whorecom get 4 nic? You can passthru
Nic 0 -> VM 1
Nic 1 -> VM 2
Nic 3 and 4 VM 3
Nic 0, 2, 3 work fine. Nic 1 fires and takes down both 0 and 1.
Fuck them.
It’s like going to Olive Garden and they are out of breadsticks.

2025-03-27 15:05:55

Isn’t marriage basically like mutual adult adoption?

2025-03-25 20:48:03

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@nprofile…csx6 @nprofile…xyvy That image is horrible, go to the Getty and get a real one.
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/e5/7a/b9/e57ab94870fba1684ba0050d9a4b409ac53705bdabca9291b75f48fed70293e8.jpeg

2025-03-25 06:01:56

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By the power that is unholy this shall surely summon a vegan.

2025-03-25 05:57:42

From one meat eating eagle to another. I give you the following.
https://archive.is/SVCRH

2025-03-18 05:30:20

Why can’t news be this stupid shit these days?
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/05/23/president-bush-recovers-from-bicycle-accident-may-23-2004-599587

2025-03-18 01:05:06

If we combined potus and scotus we would get scrotus.

2025-03-16 02:41:51

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@nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…46gc mirc bandit

2025-03-14 22:13:56

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@nprofile…25zh I got a big ole exempt button on my F350 that come with the cost of 3x parts price.
Shouldn’t be to bad to do those parts.

2025-03-14 22:10:34

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@nprofile…25zh What did f150 do?

2025-03-14 22:08:15

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@nprofile…25zh @nprofile…xyvy That will definitely go unnoticed roaming the streets.

2025-03-14 22:02:08

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@nprofile…25zh @nprofile…xyvy That would be great except we extinct the bastard bird doing exactly that.

2025-03-14 21:58:43

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@nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…2cpy @nprofile…j3jt Tried to get you the best advice I could for quality of life with the aggressive cancer. It seemed most prudent to do the vaccine. The work done for all of this is incredible for cancer. If we can make the immune system handle cancer it’s just solved.

2025-03-11 03:22:25

Imagine you are sitting there reading an article in placebo effect.
Then OD on placebo.

2025-03-07 16:24:45

Remember that moment the eel burst forth out of the heron?
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/47/a3/c0/47a3c08f955e37bf1dc984c9d2182114bd166c74ae5d9eef2a75f5f191b408ff.gif
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2025-03-05 17:28:13

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@nprofile…p9vq This is true, that we need to reduce the tax code. Simplify it and and remove all the loopholes. Just do it already. If companies can’t survive on the new rules? New ones will come up in their place. This is not hard.

2025-03-05 17:15:18

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…9pl8 Yeah I mean it seems excessive but in reality the costs covered were not that high. The other costs were doing loans to companies from banks so credit didn’t stall. The liquidity crunch means there’s not enough money in the system. So that was loaned. The loans created more loans that created more loans. As a society of debt we really have a hard time reconciling how debt works. It’s all debt there’s no unlimited money, there’s no printer it’s all debt. Basically the government raising the debt ceiling is using BNPL. So obviously taxes are critically important to cover that.
When we think of money printer though, the dollars created by the process is exactly how our system has worked for all my life. Not much is going to change this the reality is we need to be more prudent about how we do it.
I could go into a long winded explanation of how taxes matter and don’t matter and what the taxes should be ideally vs what they are. Nobody quite likes me going on about taxes as it challenges conventional wisdom. That said we are not taxed enough as a society. The tax that is hated is unequal tax. That’s what is really the core problem.

2025-03-05 17:05:57

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…9pl8 Yes Kashkari said this. Under the difficult conditions of 2008 how much was actually paid by FDIC.
It was only 380 billion in bad bank deposits. To cover all that with FDIC and get preferred stock to sell back at recovery. Like come on can’t tell me that math doesn’t check. Regardless the payment is not going to be that huge.

2025-03-05 17:01:34

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…m3s9 You have to have willing buyers for the debt based on ability to pay back. The Supreme Court has already ruled that debts must be paid. So how do you handle this. You can’t just issue debt on debt perpetually. No entity has ever survived that kind of thing.
So yes they can print money, at the cost of tax. That’s really what it means. Are they being prudent with the printed money. Then as well how much can they print before the bond market blows up. Nobody ever considers that. What happens if there’s a buyers strike or not enough buyers.

2025-03-05 16:52:14

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@nprofile…xyvy Maybe they want congress to provide more clarity?

2025-03-04 04:20:13

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@nprofile…25zh This is solid. Thanks

2025-02-26 04:56:44

Invests in AI as a company as it’s the future.
Says AI is harming our ability to reason and have critical thinking.
Job well done MSFT you made cancer, that was their original terror wand. Mind cancer.
Or alternatively, did it unlock creativity.
Example 1)
“Make me a program that’s awesome”
Blat blat blat “awesome program” my god I don’t know how it works or even what it does.
Example 2)
I need a base program in X language. Please make it able to run a simple task of yellow world.
‘’’ ai shits some code ‘’’
Eureka it works!
make this code be a simple api to access X endpoint and put out this data in a usable format. Here’s the example json from the docs.
‘’’ ai shits more code’’’
Eureka it works!
document how this code works and explain it to me.
‘’’ai shits docs and explanation’’’
Oh my god I know how it works.
Between the two examples what do you think is the likely outcome? That you can just wave a magic wand or that you need to understand moving parts and what it does. Thinking it through before it’s generated. I think this is grossly underestimated as what AI does.
It’s not just a magic in out make things device. You need to understand problems to explain it to it. How can it be otherwise.
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/uploads/prod/2025/01/lee_2025_ai_critical_thinking_survey.pdf

2025-02-24 22:39:23

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@nprofile…xyvy I mean running the math if it’s 14 liters per kw that’s pretty stunning.

2025-02-20 23:07:41

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…xfx6 I dunno about that there’s plenty of people that die. Doing unconventional things 😂

2025-02-20 23:01:21

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…xfx6 The fact we have starvation as a benchmark lol

2025-02-20 22:54:51

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…drh3 @nprofile…m3s9 I hate taking the bus or anything like that.
It’s always inconvenient and never goes where I’m going. I’d rather take a bicycle.

2025-02-20 22:31:04

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…m3s9 Well it doesn’t always, if no one wants to go there.

2025-02-20 22:26:18

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@nprofile…m3s9 Tunnels won’t solve shit.
Just adds more capacity to fill.

2025-02-20 00:39:52

Just like that I turned vegan. This sounds so appealing.
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/8f/16/54/8f1654091bc7fb9b5da9f0aa25a076aa503840764e5fbeb1ded7ae1fa94420d3.jpeg

2025-02-19 21:56:40

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…dfsd It went away, investment comes with risk of 100% loss.
You can’t attribute the cost of the product to the investment. That’s just lunacy if you did that. Think how much everything would cost to do the first 6000-10000 units. No one would ever invest in that. The investment is proportional to the perceived market capitalization attainable.

2025-02-19 21:52:03

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@nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…dfsd @nprofile…h6f2 >> 240 million in VC funding, 10k units produced
So after tax deductions, payroll and all the R&D.
They lost the money as they did not produce units at scale. That’s not that it cost that much to make.

2025-02-19 05:31:58

2025 be like
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/71/a2/43/71a24395cb432da7226763a10e13e48e03afbed549adfd60bec5a3e96968e9b6.jpeg

2025-02-19 05:18:45

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@nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…h6f2 If you don’t have real id in Washington state they turn you into a fucking tree.
You get the green tree not the gold tree.
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/49/a8/df/49a8dfc823dbe3a14473e90156220777b3f51ceacf02fb171f9896208cd06263.jpeg

2025-02-07 04:14:59

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@nprofile…xyvy Uh oh, my gluts talk just got even more real eh? This was not the gluts we were looking for.

2025-01-08 18:25:17

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@nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…m3s9 @nprofile…h4ed @nprofile…35t3 F250 is awful it’s like I got a big dick but can’t afford it.

2024-12-31 04:36:17

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@nprofile…hmru Is this a joke?

2024-10-30 12:53:43

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@npub1c5t…h8gn @npub1wah…xc8t @npub10tx…crtk That’s how you legally hunt without a license.

2024-10-29 20:29:04

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@npub1wah…xc8t @npub1c4s…aqv4 @npub1ptn…q4c8 Copyright makes the world not look like a bad fax.

2024-10-28 00:59:13

My infrastructure deployment tool is nearly ready for a release.
I’ll be making a demo video of it shortly.

2024-10-23 06:39:02

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@npub1wah…xc8t @npub1wml…wtzn What do you even do with that much?