Eli :ironcross:

Zoomie fuckboi, weeb, meme guy. Punished eboy. #nobot

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Last Notes

2024-08-16 07:18:11

>mfw my boyfriend just asked me what the French word for entourage is
This man is an engineer but sometimes I worry about him
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2024-06-26 20:52:06

@npub1det…njx7 I don't think lesbians are real; they're just manhaters who make it a fetish.
#note15gv…0ppf

2024-06-25 19:11:26

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@npub19zf…vqfz @npub1e8v…s7yy I'm from Canada where the government is diabolical and then I realized the US government is somehow worse.

2024-06-18 20:31:32

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@npub1ptn…hxzf @npub1ah3…qcal just be uncircumcised.

2024-06-18 20:21:35

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@npub15fk…j9gr people wonder why I smoke and drink.
"It'll shorten your life span!"
You think I want to live long on the hellscape of a planet?

2024-06-18 20:20:29

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@npub1kld…9l86 @npub1e8v…s7yy to this day I have never met a black guy who's able to swim well

2024-06-18 12:48:28

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@npub1e8v…s7yy it was a guy from Crete, I'm calling it now. Those guys do not fuck around. Even other Greeks find people from Crete to be unhinged.
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2024-06-18 07:24:43

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@npub1rv2…pvwv the Romanian endonym is Român (male) from Latin Romanus meaning "a woman" it has nothing to do with gypsies (Roma)

2024-06-18 06:50:54

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@npub1rv2…pvwv gypsies are something entirely different though mdr

2024-06-18 05:51:21

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@npub1rjh…uefa I take a Berlusconi-style stance with immigration.
Refugees go home, hot white hunks can stay.

2024-06-17 21:33:05

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@npub1rjh…uefa >pawooners drying to DDoS us
>barely fucking noticed
I should've expected this but I'm disappointed.
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2024-06-17 21:29:31

What...
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2024-06-17 21:21:14

Which one of you is this?
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2024-06-17 15:35:59

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@npub1ulw…my4p no

2024-06-17 15:32:30

Strong and rugged as I am, I will always make time for my silly little cat.
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2024-06-17 14:58:33

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@npub1mv6…6uhs "Raytheon and Boeing are doing great goy!"

2024-06-17 05:38:02

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2024-06-17 03:34:15

People think being tall is fun until you're above 6' 3" and then shits just awkward.

2024-06-17 00:55:18

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@npub1rjh…uefa I aim to please.

2024-06-16 23:58:34

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@npub1a4r…cn7g even if he's a rapist, she's safe

2024-06-16 23:57:51

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2024-06-16 23:57:39

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@npub1rjh…uefa @npub1st2…2wu9 I'm not even a fan of blue archive (not much in it for me anyway) but maybe...

2024-06-16 22:18:32

>comes home with bf for father's day as bf lost his dad two years ago
>bf immediately tries to speak french with my dad
>my dad responds in English
>bf asks why
>dad responds "your french sounds like a Spanish cow giving birth"
Love you dad.

2024-06-15 21:15:36

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@npub10m7…a88s @npub1e8v…s7yy that's because the religion of the modern era is worshipping black people

2024-06-15 21:12:51

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@npub10m7…a88s someone: Eli, aren't you mad they did that to flag
Me: hell no, I'd do it myself. Tsé lâ, I'd probably do worse.
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2024-06-11 21:28:49

Choosing the bear has consequences.
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2024-06-02 21:43:42

>Matt Walsh discovers what male friends are actually like when you feel like shit
>Immediately thinks that he should've been mocked for his vulnerability
Woman behavior, matty boy
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2024-05-30 01:26:41

There's biblical fucking Ea-nasir I'm fucking done :doge_laugh:
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2024-05-29 16:26:53

Here we go again
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2024-05-23 15:50:03

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2024-05-23 15:48:37

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@npub1e8v…s7yy @npub1pg0…7rcu
>What's your biggest weakness?
>Honesty
>I don't think that's a weakness
>I didn't ask what you thought of it.

2024-05-22 17:55:01

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@npub1k43…6hs3 @npub1xgt…jat6 >muh aThEiSm pLuS

2024-05-22 17:54:28

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@npub1xgt…jat6 My first thought was, "Wait, Steve Shives is still a thing? I thought he died or something."

2024-05-22 17:47:42

I both want to know his point but I'm scared that I'll contract terminal cancer while watching it.
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2024-05-18 22:23:34

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@npub1yx6…v4qt @npub1ulw…my4p okay so there's some amount of realism

2024-05-18 22:22:19

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@npub1yx6…v4qt @npub1ulw…my4p "Sheeet, it done mows da lawn an mah coochie feel good too!"

2024-05-18 22:20:36

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@npub1yx6…v4qt @npub1ulw…my4p realism 0%

2024-05-18 22:12:50

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@npub1lnt…gqse @npub1awg…5lmc they're still learning how to be cats, it's like toddlers. But oh man are those little guys cute.

2024-05-18 22:08:55

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@npub1ulw…my4p Nigger exhaustion is terminal

2024-05-18 22:01:04

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@npub1kdt…2e3c @npub1lnt…gqse I miss when my cat was a tiny little kitten, but she's so soft and cute as an old lady too

2024-05-18 21:59:57

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@npub1awg…5lmc @npub1lnt…gqse
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2024-05-18 21:43:30

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@npub1yx6…v4qt @npub1rjh…uefa in my village in rural Quebec, one of the slang terms for beating was «mettre qqn en noire» (to put someone in black)

2024-05-18 21:32:52

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@npub1lnt…gqse naughty little gremlins, I bet they're soft.

2024-05-18 21:32:29

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@npub1yx6…v4qt it's the music equivalent of books that have "F*CK" (spelled exactly like that) on them for no reason.

2024-05-18 21:27:02

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@npub1rjh…uefa @npub1khq…6n2t "no, that's not what we meant by sheathing your sword" "breeding a Twink isn't gay." "Nah, it's pretty gay"

2024-05-18 21:20:14

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@npub1lnt…gqse free them!

2024-05-18 21:13:23

Si es verdad, alguien debe le explicarme.
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2024-05-16 16:13:07

Ce qu'on donne à une femme, elle le détruira.
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2024-05-16 04:17:19

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@npub1dzx…ea5g @npub16pv…4kmz this might be the first time I've clicked in a poast hell thread post that WASN'T hentai somehow.

2024-05-16 04:15:11

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@npub1aet…uf5f nah it's more like "ding ding, bee faggot, ready for another round?"
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2024-05-16 02:41:26

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@npub1aet…uf5f it happens so frequently with me

2024-05-16 02:16:58

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@npub1e8v…s7yy it's a cursed image, here, take this 🥚 it will prevent brujería

2024-05-16 02:13:27

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@npub1e8v…s7yy I also can't tell if that's a real person or a wax figure, I'm extremely uncomfortable.

2024-05-16 02:01:02

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@npub1e8v…s7yy the left guy's eyes don't seem to line up properly and this annoys me beyond belief.

2024-05-16 02:00:29

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@npub1aet…uf5f >putting a wasp nest in your mouth
The line between alpha masculinity and retardation is razor thin.

2024-05-15 23:01:22

Criticism of white people? Endorsed
Criticism of literally anyone else? Bad!
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2024-05-14 17:10:51

The law of American culture strikes again: everything must revolve around niggers, or you will be bullied into submission.
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2024-05-13 18:32:30

PC Chads stay winning
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2024-05-10 17:10:37

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@npub1jda…20qt @npub12q6…fm4d As someone who grew up in the sticks, I didn't encounter a nig or brown until I moved to the "big city"

2024-05-10 17:06:51

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@npub1e8v…s7yy @npub1rjh…uefa >There was a lot of cocaine, though.
Narcolatino moment

2024-05-10 12:28:13

All of the quote retweets and replies are flambéeing him, and he deserves it.
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2024-05-07 21:21:12

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@npub13xh…9x2y @npub1rjh…uefa I'm aware.

2024-05-07 21:12:20

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@npub1yx6…v4qt @npub1rjh…uefa A buddy of mine was working at gamestop (US) when it came out, it was so fucking low energy of a demo.

2024-05-07 21:11:51

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@npub13xh…9x2y @npub1rjh…uefa Many such cases, although I do like my switch.

2024-05-07 21:10:07

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@npub13xh…9x2y @npub1rjh…uefa My brother had one, and it was honestly pretty sick, but Sony being Sony, decided "yeah that's cool, ruin it."

2024-05-07 21:01:21

ADHD is like demonic possession except you're possessed by yourself.

2024-05-07 21:00:12

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@npub1rjh…uefa We were too hard on the PS Vita, looking back.

2024-05-07 20:59:45

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@npub16q0…6zn2 my bf looks like a rugby player that shouts at pidgeons after too many beers. (he has done this before) @npub1f64…5rsj

2024-05-07 20:55:09

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@npub16q0…6zn2 @npub1f64…5rsj If you fuck fat women I don't want to hear you call me a faggot ever again.

2024-05-07 20:40:40

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@npub1ptn…hxzf @npub19ed…6rqt unfair, that's a kitten.

2024-05-07 20:40:17

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@npub19ed…6rqt Orange boy just looks like "please buy a melon, they're fresh, I just picked them all today." and the white one is like "buy a fucking melon you faggot."

2024-05-07 20:39:50

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@npub1ptn…hxzf @npub19ed…6rqt How dare you slander the orange boy that way!

2024-05-07 20:36:25

Choose your fruit gatito.
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2024-05-07 20:28:17

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@npub1rjh…uefa If you don't believe me, look her up. Utterly ghoulish woman.

2024-05-07 20:26:47

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@npub1rjh…uefa It's nice but Mother Theresa was a horrific person, ironically canonized as a saint.

2024-05-07 20:25:19

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@npub1xjr…kygw He looks like he owns an overpriced bar in a ritzy district and calls everyone "buddy".

2024-05-06 19:54:21

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@npub174a…tq0u Yep, many many times.

2024-05-06 13:29:34

They genuinely thought they did something with this
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2024-05-06 12:56:42

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@npub1vcz…dsc8 @npub1xgt…jat6
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2024-05-06 04:26:16

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@npub1xgt…jat6 Sony nearly strangling their golden goose to death is perhaps the most Sony move ever.

2024-05-06 04:11:53

OH NO
IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS
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2024-05-06 04:04:23

Excellent fucking work, bang up job.
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2024-05-06 02:35:08

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@npub1rjh…uefa >positive reviews are hating on Sony
Good, let the hatred fuel you
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2024-05-06 02:32:34

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@npub1lgf…x4sw @npub1rjh…uefa honestly yeah, I didn't expect it to get bad this quickly but I am happy to be smug about something.

2024-05-06 02:31:48

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@npub1f7t…3yrk @npub1rjh…uefa I just thought it looked like trash, something about it set something off in my brain. Didn't even buy the first game.

2024-05-05 17:20:02

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@npub1rjh…uefa Everyone kept bothering me to buy it, I said no. I am SO smug about this now.

2024-04-30 13:30:13

If you disassociate hard enough you can snap out to 3rd person POV in conversations

2024-04-29 11:06:42

Buy veggies from the veg cat
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2024-04-29 11:04:44

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@npub1rjh…uefa @npub10fa…qg2x
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2024-04-26 18:44:13

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@npub1n68…wtcd @npub1nux…h244 as a sci-fi fantasy writer myself, worldbuilding is intense, you can spend a literal decade easily on it

2024-04-26 18:39:23

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@npub1nux…h244 @npub1n68…wtcd it's honestly not talked about nearly enough how incredible Tolkein's constructed languages are.

2024-04-26 18:25:16

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@npub1yx6…v4qt @npub1rjh…uefa reminder that he literally a silver spoon fuckwad who's the heir to the Swanson fortune.

2024-04-26 18:21:22

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@npub1m43…ds6k also the boomer demonization of pot is hilarious because you know they were smoking that in the '70s

2024-04-26 18:19:23

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@npub1m43…ds6k even when I was approached about drugs, and said no, they're like "okay cool" and then they moved on.

2024-03-31 00:07:21

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@npub1rjh…uefa in retrospect the only thing I'm surprised by was him not going evil sooner.

2024-03-15 23:39:57

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@npub1zz2…p8tc Adding on done personal context here, our "checking out" of society is a form of nonviolent revilktuon
@npub1rgz…n2ja

2024-03-15 23:31:43

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@npub1p4h…2q5v I'd argue he's worse. Anita and Zoe never pretended to be on "our side" @npub1rgz…n2ja

2024-03-15 23:26:07

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@npub1edp…vqpu Stop calling them conservatives, a vast majority of the time they conserve fucking nothing, they're "kikesuckers" @npub1hmp…aqt3

2024-03-08 22:08:55

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@npub1rjh…uefa Anyone who finds fat women hot doesn't get speak on morality at all. @npub1n4h…s9vc @npub1pa6…p7r6

2024-03-08 20:53:54

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